If you need to move a chair from your living room to a back room, you'd better hire someone than to ask Niles to give you a hand. It'll save time and money.
If you throw a banana at Niles, make sure that there isn't a loaded gun nearby.
If someone steals your attache case with a spare set of car keys inside, just play it safe, have all the locks changed before you do anything else.
If you're running for office, and Frasier is your endorser, don't tell him that you believe in aliens from outer-space, drop out of the race immediately, it'll save time.
If you buy a four star restaurant :
1) Don't hire the senile waiter as your parking valet
2) Don't put too much alcohol in the cherry jubilee
3) Don't enter the kitchen if you're too stupid to know which part of the door is "in" and which is "out".
4) Don't give the chef contradictory instructions.
Put a lizard that can bite a finger off in a box that someone will put his hand into... NOT SMART!
Dreams are weird.
If you're dating a supermodel zoologist and she asks you to be quiet about it, just shut your fat mouth and enjoy the ride.
If you want to have sex with a woman, sending her an email where you call her a chiseler may not be the best way to go about it.
If you see a man that looks, talks, dress like your sons, likes the same art pieces, has the same idiosyncratic mannerisms, the same allergies, appreciate the same food, was a good friend of your wife whom you know has cheated on you once... well, then he must be gay.
Frasier: You started us down that path of insanity. Golda Meir.
Golda My-ass!