Dorset Girl wrote:I'm pretty sure Woggle and I can fill this one up.
Today's stupid accident - reached too far out over a pile of boxes and fell headfirst into them, knocking them all over. Then, whilst trying to stand up, I got my foot caught in my Dyson and fell backwards.
woggle wrote:Earlier trod on a drawing pin i didn't notice in the kitchen floor ... left a mouseys eye of an injury but hurt like a biiiiatch!
Forever Jung wrote::twisted: Was carrying a Bisto oven baked meal from over to counter, and the plastic edges bent and slipped through my fingers.
Damn thing fell on the floor and EXPLODED all over the kitchen. A bit flew up and hit me in the face and melted the fecking skin off
Present condition: Stingie, pissed off, and hungry because most of the food was spread over the kitchen.
woggle wrote:^^ holy cow your a danger to yourself!! lol you need to roll yourself in bubble wrap!!
My new one is mild compared to that , i didn't need long to figure out once you nick your thumb on the side of an open can lid leave it a while beofre washing up with fairy liquid ... stooopid beyond belief!
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