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Re: Drunk topic

Postby tenpercenter » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:08 am

loving wine!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Forever Jung » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:29 pm

:twisted: Right about now i'm about quarter past tiddly :drunken:

Don't know if i'd explained this in full, so i'll have a go now.

I mentioned a while ago going out with friends who were over from New Zealand...........

Pauline, is the sister of Alan (who passed away).
Pauline and her husband, George, spent 5 weeks back in Blighty before flying to Dubai for a few days on the Saturday. Alan died the next day on the Sunday.
Monday, they flew back to England, spent a week making the funeral arrangments, had the funeral on Monday, and now they're flying straight home tomorrow.

So my parents along with Jo and I have been out with them this evening to say our goodbyes.
Nothing wild, just a few beers.
There was bingo on in the pub, and Pauline won the £8 house, while I won the Irish raffle (last man standing) and came away with £43 :D

Nice evening spent with lovely people, just a shame to see them go :(

And now, at the end of all that, i've got a little white pain in the arse who no doubt wants his walkies so I better take him out soon :lol:
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby tenpercenter » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:20 am

hows your pauline?
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:43 pm

Blimey, I didn't feel that drunk when I got home. Apparently I am, though. Things aren't making a lot of sense and I was talking at ninety miles an hour to my sister - I tend to talk even more than usual when I'm pissed.

Slightly worried - well, very worried, actually - that I resemble Jo Brand in some of the photos that were taken tonight. Other than that, though - good party.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby tenpercenter » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:08 am

i havent got drunk for a month- arrgh!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby tenpercenter » Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:07 pm

ah back on the booze last nite, was very depressed
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby insaneasperger » Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:21 am

I only drink when I'm suicidal. It's doesn't help.

Haven't drunk for a few weeks now so alls good!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Forever Jung » Sun Mar 11, 2012 11:08 am

:twisted: Why's the rum gone? :drunken:
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby barnaclelapse » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:24 am

(Hands you a fresh bottle)
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Forever Jung » Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:14 pm

barnaclelapse wrote:(Hands you a fresh bottle)



:twisted: I refuse to ever look at another bottle.




So i'll drink it with my eyes shut :D
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby tenpercenter » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:25 am

loving gin , its my laughter drink
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby barnaclelapse » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:37 pm

Forever Jung wrote:
barnaclelapse wrote:(Hands you a fresh bottle)



:twisted: I refuse to ever look at another bottle.




So i'll drink it with my eyes shut :D


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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:35 am

This is the first time I've been drunk for a while and woah, my vision is blurry and I'm about to type a load of shite. Somehow, though, I'm still concerned about my spelling and grammar. Why does this always happen to me?

Anyway - things I feel the need to mention.

- FO is worryingly quiet lately, I don't like that.
- My eyes are blurry and I can see white lines around stuff, that's not good. My first drink for a couple of months, so I'm assuming I'm not an alcoholic. Just an occasional binge drinker of 55% vol alcohol.
- If I die, I would like to be cremated please, and I'd like my ashes scattered on the cliff near here known as Old Harry Rocks - assuming my family can be arsed to walk up there. Otherwise, they can just chuck me over the beach in North Swanage. You can put this on Facebook if you see an announcement that I'm dead. Not planning to kill myself, but you never know when it might happen - best to be prepared.
- The photo in the link above is mine, and it's being used in the 2013 Salmon Calendar of West Country images. That's cool.
- 'Keren' is an Indonesian word meaning 'cool'.
- Weird to think that if I died, my partner would be the one putting me in the coffin, as he's an undertaker. Seems a waste to buy a coffin if it's going to be burnt. A box will be fine.
- Fuck, I'm so drunk I can't remember the other things I was going to say. That's probably a relief for anyone reading this.
- I'm hoping I don't die, I'd rather stay alive.

- Lastly, which is best? Spend your life not falling in love in case you get hurt, or risk it and feel like you want to die if it all falls apart? I usually think the latter, but sometime I think that it's so unbearable that it's not worth it.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby CatNamedRudy » Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:45 am

- FO is worryingly quiet lately, I don't like that.


:-? Agree.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:57 am

CatNamedRudy wrote:
- FO is worryingly quiet lately, I don't like that.


:-? Agree.


'Tiz partly my fault, and I apologise for that. :(
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby insaneasperger » Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:58 pm

Not drunk but I think from experience I'm not risking love for anything ever again. But DG Im jealous of your partner!M always wanted to be an undertaker!!!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:26 pm

insaneasperger wrote:Not drunk but I think from experience I'm not risking love for anything ever again. But DG Im jealous of your partner!M always wanted to be an undertaker!!!


IA - I say this to myself from time to time, too - is it worth the risk, as it hurts so much when it goes wrong? But it is worth it, because when it goes right it's amazing.

I'm finding myself becoming fascinated with the Funerals business, actually. I can see why you were drawn to it.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby insaneasperger » Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:41 pm

It's amazing! If he ever have any work experience available do it! I waited years for one day and would do it all over again!

After a lot of tears and pain I've decided it's not worth the risk at least not at the moment!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Moon-Crane » Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:29 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:
CatNamedRudy wrote:
- FO is worryingly quiet lately, I don't like that.


:-? Agree.


'Tiz partly my fault, and I apologise for that. :(


Bloody is, isn't it? I've been away for 3 days and i expected to have to catch up on more. It's been relatively quiet for a few weeks now.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby CatNamedRudy » Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:36 pm

I've been busy watching the Olympics. Once they're over, I'll be around here chatting more!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:24 am

Fuck me. I've been drunk before, but I'm wondering if this is the most drunk ever. Hehe, everything's spinny.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Forever Jung » Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:25 am

Dorset Gi;drl wrote:Fuck me. I've been drunk before, but I'm wondering if this is the most drunk ever. Hehe, everything's spinny.


:twisted: Congrats :D


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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:14 pm

So... yes, I was very drunk. At about 1am, I heard my gate open so went downstairs to investigate. I cautiously opened the front door and there in my porch, in silhouette, was a tall, dark figure. I literally screamed in fright, and fell over! Turned out it was my boyfriend coming home after going to the cinema, he swears he knocked on the door - I didn't hear him, though. Hahaha, I probably woke up all my neighbours with my scream. :lol:
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Lil » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:56 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:So... yes, I was very drunk. At about 1am, I heard my gate open so went downstairs to investigate. I cautiously opened the front door and there in my porch, in silhouette, was a tall, dark figure. I literally screamed in fright, and fell over! Turned out it was my boyfriend coming home after going to the cinema, he swears he knocked on the door - I didn't hear him, though. Hahaha, I probably woke up all my neighbours with my scream. :lol:


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Re: Drunk topic

Postby barnaclelapse » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:57 am

Mmmmm...vodka...

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