woggle wrote::D
Winter is here & our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop & buy a bag of nuts for our featherd friends . There is no finer sight on a winters morning than a pair of tits around a nut sack . Just remember however its a bit early in the year to expect a swallow !
Hans the German Butler wrote:I heard Al Qaeda are startingto plant bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti - If one goes off it could spell disaster.
woggle wrote:This is joke group i joined on FB that made me titter -
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's colin.
LOL!
Hans the German Butler wrote:I heard Al Qaeda are startingto plant bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti - If one goes off it could spell disaster.
welshben23 wrote:A family are stuck behind an Ann Summers delivery lorry on the M1 when a massive dildo comes flying out of the back and hits the windscreen. The Mother, to hide her embarrasment says to the Children "my, that was a big insect". To which the 7 year old son says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock that size".
How do you titillate an ocelot?.Spoiler: show
Dorset Girl wrote:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Dorset Girl wrote:It's a reflection of my mental age.
Dorset Girl wrote:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
woggle wrote:Benny this one is just for you-
what does a Liverpool fan do after they win the league? .. turn off the PlayStation and go to bed!
woggle wrote:Benny this one is just for you-
what does a Liverpool fan do after they win the league? .. turn off the PlayStation and go to bed!
Dorset Girl wrote:Just substitute 'Liverpool' for a team name of your choice, and tell Woggle that was the original joke!
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