Whats your favourite Niles put down

[pipboy30]

what is the best put down you reckon used by niles, on anyone, frasier, roz, martin, mine is "author author" , "i keep wondering how long youre going to store those nuts for winter"

[5HR1NK]

'Well I'll be a son of a bitch!'

Or 'I don't care! Niles gotta have it!'

[Daphne K]

You can fool them but you can't fool me, I'm on to you, little man!

Or

Oh mmmmáma!

[pipboy30]

"oh roz youre moving"

[Lil]

This one:

'Well I'll be a son of a bitch!'

and:

"The only thing more hollow than your protest of innocence is your big, fat head!'

[tubalcain]

' You must be the only male in existence suffering from penis envy...'

[CatNamedRudy]

I love just about everything he says to Roz.

[tubalcain]

' Catherine Of Aragon ! '

[DHPfan]

He didn't actually say it, but Roz said that he said it "Yesterday you said my bedroom was easier to get into than a community college!"

[Gilly]

Roz: "I hate your snide remarks"
Niles: "What like?"
Roz: "When you said my bedroom is easier to get into than a Community College."
Niles: "I was hoping you would use that one!"

[DHPfan]

"The only thing more hollow than your protest of innocence is your big, fat head!'

Yeah! And also the follow-up remarks:

Frasier: My face isn't fat?
Niles: Oh please, I was wondering how long you were going to store those nuts for winter!

[!Amz!]

"The only thing more hollow than your protest of innocence is your big, fat head!'

Yeah! And also the follow-up remarks:

Frasier: My face isn't fat?
Niles: Oh please, I was wondering how long you were going to store those nuts for winter!

Love both of those

Also quite like from Momma Mia, while he's trying to make Frasier realise that Mia looks like their mother and Martin throws water on him:
"Oh no, it looks like these pants will have to be REPRESSED!"

[ShangriLa]

After Roz kisses Frasier in Nervosa;
"So at the next meeting of Seattle's 'Haven't Kissed Roz' club it'll just be me and the archbishop."

[!Amz!]

When Daphne's going out with Eric:
"How could she like him? The man has community college written all over him!"

And from Author, Author:
"Who you calling Spindly, Fat Face?"

[CatNamedRudy]

Also quite like from Momma Mia, while he's trying to make Frasier realise that Mia looks like their mother and Martin throws water on him:
"Oh no, it looks like these pants will have to be REPRESSED!"

That whole scene is one great Niles "put down."

[!Amz!]

Also quite like from Momma Mia, while he's trying to make Frasier realise that Mia looks like their mother and Martin throws water on him:
"Oh no, it looks like these pants will have to be REPRESSED!"

That whole scene is one great Niles "put down."

Indeed. I love that scene as a whole, especially when Frasier's sitting in his "booster seat" (as Niles puts it!) and tells him that he lacks self awareness Definitely one of my favourite episodes I think.

[tenpercenter]

ditto

[Mr. Flibble]

I cant remember the exact quotes but you will get the idea

Niles: Does calfskin pucker?
Frasier: Yes Niles, thats why the calf is the most mocked of all farmyard animals

Waitress to Niles: Can I get you anything else?
Niles to waitress: Yes, a dustpan. I like to sweep up all these names my brother has been dropping

Niles to Frasier: That was Copernicus. Bad news. Youre not the centre of the universe

[Patrick]

One he says about an unnamed conductor : "Did you hear what he did to the andante? I hope he bought it dinner first."

[Patrick]

"I am a doctor, not a miracle worker" The funny thing is that he says that after Frasier asked him if he could treat a man who thought he had been abducted by aliens (from outer-space).

[stephenthom]

Oh, spare me, you ludicrous popinjay!