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Postby Forever Jung » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:06 pm

:twisted: Here's a little game I introduced to another forum a while ago.We've had a lot of fun with it so I thought it might be worth trying out here.
The rules are very simple, just take a song title,a film title,a quotation or a well known phrase and change one word to Pants.
Put the changed word in brackets at the end in brackets to keep some of the original titles/meanings clear :wink:

For example


Pants Out Of Hell (Bat)

Night Of The Living Pants (Dead)

Too many Pants spoil the broth (chefs)

Pants At The Montana (Taps)
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Re: Pants

Postby Forever Jung » Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:09 pm

:twisted: My all time fav that I posted in 2002............

When the Pants is opened,there's apt to be a rush of gas and a rather offensive smell" (coffin)
Salem's Lot by Stephen King

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Re: Pants

Postby CatNamedRudy » Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:53 am

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Pants (Stone)

Give me liberty or give me pants! (death)
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Re: Pants

Postby Lil » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:28 pm

Hail Pantsmaster! The master of the pants! (cork)
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Re: Pants

Postby Forever Jung » Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:39 pm

:twisted: "How can we use pants to get what we want?
Pants is what we want" (sex)

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Re: Pants

Postby Agides » Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:07 pm

Bringing a little culture to this thread..... :wink:

O Pants, Pants! Wherefore art thou, Pants? (Romeo)
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Re: Pants

Postby Lil » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:20 am

Following Agides' Shakesperean route...

"To pants or not to pants." (be)
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Re: Pants

Postby Dorset Girl » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:23 am

"This thread is pants (great)."

:lol: Just kidding, couldn't resist!

Pants, pants everywhere, and not a drop to drink.
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Re: Pants

Postby Forever Jung » Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:54 pm

:twisted: I can resist anything but Pants (temptation)-Oscar Wilde
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Re: Pants

Postby Dorset Girl » Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:56 pm

"A fanatic is one who can't change his pants and won't change the subject" - Sir Winston Churchill (mind)
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Re: Pants

Postby CatNamedRudy » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:37 pm

Pants corrupts. Absolute pants corrupt absolutely! (power)
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Re: Pants

Postby Agides » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:42 pm

Hand in Pants (Glove - The Smiths)
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Re: Pants

Postby kat » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:46 pm

Hammer Smashed Pants (Face)-Cannibal Corpse
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Re: Pants

Postby Dorset Girl » Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:08 pm

kat wrote:Hammer Smashed Pants (Face)-Cannibal Corpse


Sounds like a pleasant little ditty.

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Re: Pants

Postby CatNamedRudy » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:22 pm

Pants. James Pants. (Bond)
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Re: Pants

Postby insaneasperger » Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:34 pm

F**kin Pants (Perfect)
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Re: Pants

Postby welshben23 » Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:51 pm

Pants Hard 2 : Pants Harder (Die)
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Re: Pants

Postby woggle » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:10 pm

Bubba ho-pants! [ bubba ho-tep ]
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Re: Pants

Postby Dorset Girl » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:16 pm

American - British translation question: do you guys use 'pants' to mean 'rubbish' like we do? Otherwise, this whole thread must appear to be about trousers, which could be kind of confusing. :lol:
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Re: Pants

Postby CatNamedRudy » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:41 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:American - British translation question: do you guys use 'pants' to mean 'rubbish' like we do? Otherwise, this whole thread must appear to be about trousers, which could be kind of confusing. :lol:


Yeah, it's about trousers.
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Re: Pants

Postby Dorset Girl » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:45 pm

CatNamedRudy wrote:Yeah, it's about trousers.


:lol: Fair enough.

"It's the wrong pants, Gromit" (trousers)
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Re: Pants

Postby Forever Jung » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:42 pm

:twisted: It can be about either I suppose :lol:

Lock Stock And Two Smoking Pants (Barrels).
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Re: Pants

Postby kat » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:59 pm

I Would Do Anything For Pants (But I won't Do That) (love)
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Re: Pants

Postby Hans the German Butler » Fri May 20, 2011 11:33 pm

Heineken refreshes the pants that other beers can't reach
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Re: Pants

Postby tubalcain » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:11 pm

Taming Of The PANTS: William Shakespeare.

Sly:I'll PANTS you,in faith (pheeze)
Host:A pair of PANTS,you rogue! (stocks)
Sly:Y'are a baggage:the PANTS are no rogues;look in the PANTS;we came with Richard Conqueror. (Slys,chronicles)
Host:You will not pay for the PANTS you have burst? (glasses)
Sly:No,not a denier.Go by,Saint PANTS,go to thy cold bed and warm PANTS. (Jeronimy,thee)
Host:I know my remedy,I must go fetch the PANTS. (thirdborough)

Guess what I've been reading today. :roll: :lol:
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