So, When Did You Lose Your Virginity?

[Wezzo]

Are there any veggies you don't like? You could stick one of them up!

I don't like mushrooms, but I think they'd be rather small.

According to a friend of mine, pencils? But that sounds a bit weird...

And I'd be concerned if anyone, anywhere has a penis that's pencil-thin.

[me123]

Maybe she meant one more like this size:

[Wezzo]

[Mr Blue Sky]

Are there any veggies you don't like? You could stick one of them up!

I don't like mushrooms, but I think they'd be rather small.

Blimey, how big is your muff???



I know, £10.

[Mr Blue Sky]

Did it hurt much?

I've seen pictures of men's *things* and they look very big. In contrast, my *thing* seems very small. I don't see how a man's thing could fit into my thing.

Could we just say penis and vagina or other euphemisms? All these things going around is confusing me.

Going back to the title of the thread, with exams, revision, not going out etc I think mine is growing back Two weeks time when all my exams are over I'm going to be trying very hard to rectify the situation!!

Ha! I recognise that from a Friends episode - great line!

I knew I'd picked it up somewhere but couldn't remember where. Must have been Chandler right?!

How d'ya guess?

[Moon-Crane]

Are there any veggies you don't like? You could stick one of them up!

I don't like mushrooms, but I think they'd be rather small.

Blimey, how big is your muff???



I know, £10.

[Mr Blue Sky]

The only time I've ever heard about it was on Sex and the City! Don't think I've ever actually even seen one in real life.

It's quite big, as I recall, but she particularly liked the 'clitty stimulator' thingy at the base. She enjoyed it in the end. To think at first she hit me over the head with it and demanded her real present!

[CatNamedRudy]

DAYUM!!! That is a serious big ass shroom!

[Mr Blue Sky]

DAYUM!!! That is a serious big ass shroom!

I don't know about her ass, but BGF must have one gigantic fanny.

£20...I hope you're keeping count, BGF!

[Moon-Crane]

DAYUM!!! That is a serious big ass shroom!

I don't know about her ass, but BGF must have one gigantic fanny.

£20...I hope you're keeping count, BGF!

That could be construed as a £50 offence

[Mr Blue Sky]

DAYUM!!! That is a serious big ass shroom!

I don't know about her ass, but BGF must have one gigantic fanny.

£20...I hope you're keeping count, BGF!

That could be construed as a £50 offence

I'm sure she'll see it as such.

[Mr Blue Sky]

Nearly 40 and still on the to-do list. But in fact I don't think it's gonna happen because within the last ten years I have lost the interest in it. The constant flooding with sexuality in the media has done a great deal too - I had to put my sexuality in the closet (meaning: ignore it) to fight against the constant "stimulation" by the media.

The problem with me is not my character, but my uglyness. When I was a child I was openly called ugly by many girls. Now women tell me, I don't have "charisma" (I guess that's the mature form of "too ugly"). The ethics or character was never a problem.

If the appearance defines if you can have sexuality (and tenderness that comes with it), then I say: "Fuck it" - but with a different meaning. It has not much to do with humanity but more with consuming.

Something I've learned in life is that there is someone for everyone. Don't lose heart.

[Mr Blue Sky]

19. I was horribly hungover and it wasn't much fun. But then I don't really believe any girl who says her first time was a wondrous experience.

That goes for guys too. As I alluded to earlier in the thread, my first time wasn't great and I wish I'd waited for the right woman who came along about a year later. Having said that, my first time would probably have been the same, just with a different person.

[Bee Gees Fan]

£20...I hope you're keeping count, BGF!

I am. I'll get you back one day. You're going to wish you'd never messed with me!

[Mr Blue Sky]

You're going to wish you'd never messed with me!

Have we ever done that? I'm sure I'd recall 'messing' on a girl with a giant-sized mushroom up her flute.

[Bee Gees Fan]

Have we ever done that? I'm sure I'd recall 'messing' on a girl with a giant-sized mushroom up her flute.

This is making me think of Alice in Wonderland - well, the proper title is Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

It is all getting very surreal, just like Lewis Carroll's classic story, though. And didn't Alice eat a mushroom in that book? I can't remember.

[StiffUpperLip]

Nearly 40 and still on the to-do list. But in fact I don't think it's gonna happen because within the last ten years I have lost the interest in it.

Something I've learned in life is that there is someone for everyone. Don't lose heart.

LOL - thanks, but I have left that behind myself for ten years now and live very well with it. Imagine myself in a love relationship is for me like imagine myself leaving the western way of life and joining an african tribe. I actually look at people in love like looking at some strange animals in a zoo or some aliens from outer space. I cannot relate to that anymore. So even if a woman would step up to me I would say "Sorry" to her and leave it. I organized my life now as a single and I cannot imagine anymore leaving it. It is how I am now and what I will stay until I die (which is possible, since there are thousands if not millions of people dying an old age without ever beeing in a love relationship).

[Mr Blue Sky]

Have we ever done that? I'm sure I'd recall 'messing' on a girl with a giant-sized mushroom up her flute.

This is making me think of Alice in Wonderland - well, the proper title is Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

It is all getting very surreal, just like Lewis Carroll's classic story, though. And didn't Alice eat a mushroom in that book? I can't remember.

Yeah, and it's bringing to mind fungal infections down there, which are anything but sexy.

[Mr Blue Sky]

Nearly 40 and still on the to-do list. But in fact I don't think it's gonna happen because within the last ten years I have lost the interest in it.

Something I've learned in life is that there is someone for everyone. Don't lose heart.

LOL - thanks, but I have left that behind myself for ten years now and live very well with it. Imagine myself in a love relationship is for me like imagine myself leaving the western way of life and joining an african tribe. I actually look at people in love like looking at some strange animals in a zoo or some aliens from outer space. I cannot relate to that anymore. So even if a woman would step up to me I would say "Sorry" to her and leave it. I organized my life now as a single and I cannot imagine anymore leaving it. It is how I am now and what I will stay until I die (which is possible, since there are thousands if not millions of people dying an old age without ever beeing in a love relationship).

I think that's an incredibly sad thought. They're missing out on one of the greatest joys in life.

[dorianblue]

19. I was horribly hungover and it wasn't much fun. But then I don't really believe any girl who says her first time was a wondrous experience.

That goes for guys too. As I alluded to earlier in the thread, my first time wasn't great and I wish I'd waited for the right woman who came along about a year later. Having said that, my first time would probably have been the same, just with a different person.

True, but I wouldn't have minded as much if it was just kind of a letdown or emotionally unfulfilling. The fact that it's often painful/uncomfortable for girls is to me sort of barbaric. I mean, it's sex! Pain shouldn't come into it (unless, of course, you're into that ).

[Stratman]

Why don't girls prepare themselves so that when the time comes it doesn't hurt?

[me123]

Nearly 40 and still on the to-do list. But in fact I don't think it's gonna happen because within the last ten years I have lost the interest in it.

Something I've learned in life is that there is someone for everyone. Don't lose heart.

LOL - thanks, but I have left that behind myself for ten years now and live very well with it. Imagine myself in a love relationship is for me like imagine myself leaving the western way of life and joining an african tribe. I actually look at people in love like looking at some strange animals in a zoo or some aliens from outer space. I cannot relate to that anymore. So even if a woman would step up to me I would say "Sorry" to her and leave it. I organized my life now as a single and I cannot imagine anymore leaving it. It is how I am now and what I will stay until I die (which is possible, since there are thousands if not millions of people dying an old age without ever beeing in a love relationship).

I think that's an incredibly sad thought. They're missing out on one of the greatest joys in life.

There are reasons for that though, being religious, a religious leader or follower such as a nun, psychological reasons. In the majority of the cases, I would imagine that those who have not experienced it chose to live their life that way or do not desire to enter into such a relationship.

Of course, there are still many who just cannot find someone, and that is a sad thought. There are so many people who are single of both genders, so it's not as if there's a shortage. I say this without trying to sound sexist in any way.

[Bee Gees Fan]

Why don't girls prepare themselves so that when the time comes it doesn't hurt?

What are girls supposed to do?

[CatNamedRudy]

Why don't girls prepare themselves so that when the time comes it doesn't hurt?

What are girls supposed to do?

Read the stuff I posted BGF! It was serious and meant to help the situation. There are things you can do to make it hurt less the first time. There will be some discomfort no matter what you do to prepare yourself though. It's just the way it is.

[dorianblue]

Why don't girls prepare themselves so that when the time comes it doesn't hurt?

What are girls supposed to do?

Read the stuff I posted BGF! It was serious and meant to help the situation. There are things you can do to make it hurt less the first time. There will be some discomfort no matter what you do to prepare yourself though. It's just the way it is.

Yes, and it's just not right I say! I vote that boys should have to inflict pain on their nethers so they can have sex too.