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Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:38 pm
by pipboy30
what is the best put down you reckon used by niles, on anyone, frasier, roz, martin, mine is "author author" , "i keep wondering how long youre going to store those nuts for winter"
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:46 pm
by 5HR1NK
'Well I'll be a son of a bitch!'
Or 'I don't care! Niles gotta have it!'
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:02 pm
by Daphne K
You can fool them but you can't fool me, I'm on to you, little man!
Or
Oh mmmmáma!
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:30 pm
by pipboy30
"oh roz youre moving"
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:13 pm
by Lil
This one:
5HR1NK wrote:'Well I'll be a son of a bitch!'
and:
"The only thing more hollow than your protest of innocence is your big, fat head!'
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:19 pm
by tubalcain
' You must be the only male in existence suffering from penis envy...'
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:38 pm
by CatNamedRudy
I love just about everything he says to Roz.
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:33 pm
by tubalcain
' Catherine Of Aragon ! '
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:38 am
by DHPfan
He didn't actually say it, but Roz said that he said it "Yesterday you said my bedroom was easier to get into than a community college!"
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:55 pm
by Gilly
Roz: "I hate your snide remarks"
Niles: "What like?"
Roz: "When you said my bedroom is easier to get into than a Community College."
Niles: "I was hoping you would use that one!"
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:53 am
by DHPfan
Lil wrote:
"The only thing more hollow than your protest of innocence is your big, fat head!'
Yeah! And also the follow-up remarks:
Frasier: My face isn't fat?
Niles: Oh please, I was wondering how long you were going to store those nuts for winter!
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:38 pm
by !Amz!
DHPfan wrote:Lil wrote:
"The only thing more hollow than your protest of innocence is your big, fat head!'
Yeah! And also the follow-up remarks:
Frasier: My face isn't fat?
Niles: Oh please, I was wondering how long you were going to store those nuts for winter!
Love both of those
Also quite like from Momma Mia, while he's trying to make Frasier realise that Mia looks like their mother and Martin throws water on him:
"Oh no, it looks like these pants will have to be REPRESSED!"
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:26 pm
by ShangriLa
After Roz kisses Frasier in Nervosa;
"So at the next meeting of Seattle's 'Haven't Kissed Roz' club it'll just be me and the archbishop."
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:37 pm
by !Amz!
When Daphne's going out with Eric:
"How could she like him? The man has community college written all over him!"
And from Author, Author:
"Who you calling Spindly, Fat Face?"
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:49 pm
by CatNamedRudy
Also quite like from Momma Mia, while he's trying to make Frasier realise that Mia looks like their mother and Martin throws water on him:
"Oh no, it looks like these pants will have to be REPRESSED!"
That whole scene is one great Niles "put down."
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:10 pm
by !Amz!
CatNamedRudy wrote:Also quite like from Momma Mia, while he's trying to make Frasier realise that Mia looks like their mother and Martin throws water on him:
"Oh no, it looks like these pants will have to be REPRESSED!"
That whole scene is one great Niles "put down."
Indeed. I love that scene as a whole, especially when Frasier's sitting in his "booster seat" (as Niles puts it!) and tells him that he lacks self awareness
Definitely one of my favourite episodes I think.
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:30 am
by tenpercenter
ditto
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:13 pm
by Mr. Flibble
I cant remember the exact quotes but you will get the idea
Niles: Does calfskin pucker?
Frasier: Yes Niles, thats why the calf is the most mocked of all farmyard animals
Waitress to Niles: Can I get you anything else?
Niles to waitress: Yes, a dustpan. I like to sweep up all these names my brother has been dropping
Niles to Frasier: That was Copernicus. Bad news. Youre not the centre of the universe
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:25 pm
by Patrick
One he says about an unnamed conductor : "Did you hear what he did to the andante? I hope he bought it dinner first."
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:52 am
by Patrick
"I am a doctor, not a miracle worker" The funny thing is that he says that after Frasier asked him if he could treat a man who thought he had been abducted by aliens (from outer-space).
Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down
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Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:10 am
by stephenthom
Oh, spare me, you ludicrous popinjay!