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Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:38 pm
by pipboy30
what is the best put down you reckon used by niles, on anyone, frasier, roz, martin, mine is "author author" , "i keep wondering how long youre going to store those nuts for winter"

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:46 pm
by 5HR1NK
'Well I'll be a son of a bitch!'

Or 'I don't care! Niles gotta have it!'

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:02 pm
by Daphne K
You can fool them but you can't fool me, I'm on to you, little man!

Or

Oh mmmmáma! :D

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:30 pm
by pipboy30
"oh roz youre moving"

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:13 pm
by Lil
This one:

5HR1NK wrote:'Well I'll be a son of a bitch!'


and:

"The only thing more hollow than your protest of innocence is your big, fat head!'

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:19 pm
by tubalcain
' You must be the only male in existence suffering from penis envy...'

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:38 pm
by CatNamedRudy
I love just about everything he says to Roz.

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:33 pm
by tubalcain
' Catherine Of Aragon ! '

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:38 am
by DHPfan
He didn't actually say it, but Roz said that he said it "Yesterday you said my bedroom was easier to get into than a community college!"

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:55 pm
by Gilly
Roz: "I hate your snide remarks"
Niles: "What like?"
Roz: "When you said my bedroom is easier to get into than a Community College."
Niles: "I was hoping you would use that one!"

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:53 am
by DHPfan
Lil wrote:
"The only thing more hollow than your protest of innocence is your big, fat head!'


Yeah! And also the follow-up remarks:

Frasier: My face isn't fat?
Niles: Oh please, I was wondering how long you were going to store those nuts for winter! :lol: :lol:

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:38 pm
by !Amz!
DHPfan wrote:
Lil wrote:
"The only thing more hollow than your protest of innocence is your big, fat head!'


Yeah! And also the follow-up remarks:

Frasier: My face isn't fat?
Niles: Oh please, I was wondering how long you were going to store those nuts for winter! :lol: :lol:

Love both of those :lol:

Also quite like from Momma Mia, while he's trying to make Frasier realise that Mia looks like their mother and Martin throws water on him:
"Oh no, it looks like these pants will have to be REPRESSED!"

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:26 pm
by ShangriLa
After Roz kisses Frasier in Nervosa;
"So at the next meeting of Seattle's 'Haven't Kissed Roz' club it'll just be me and the archbishop."

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:37 pm
by !Amz!
When Daphne's going out with Eric:
"How could she like him? The man has community college written all over him!"

And from Author, Author:
"Who you calling Spindly, Fat Face?"

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:49 pm
by CatNamedRudy
Also quite like from Momma Mia, while he's trying to make Frasier realise that Mia looks like their mother and Martin throws water on him:
"Oh no, it looks like these pants will have to be REPRESSED!"


:lol:

That whole scene is one great Niles "put down."

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:10 pm
by !Amz!
CatNamedRudy wrote:
Also quite like from Momma Mia, while he's trying to make Frasier realise that Mia looks like their mother and Martin throws water on him:
"Oh no, it looks like these pants will have to be REPRESSED!"


:lol:

That whole scene is one great Niles "put down."

Indeed. I love that scene as a whole, especially when Frasier's sitting in his "booster seat" (as Niles puts it!) and tells him that he lacks self awareness :lol: Definitely one of my favourite episodes I think.

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:30 am
by tenpercenter
ditto

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:13 pm
by Mr. Flibble
I cant remember the exact quotes but you will get the idea

Niles: Does calfskin pucker?
Frasier: Yes Niles, thats why the calf is the most mocked of all farmyard animals

Waitress to Niles: Can I get you anything else?
Niles to waitress: Yes, a dustpan. I like to sweep up all these names my brother has been dropping

Niles to Frasier: That was Copernicus. Bad news. Youre not the centre of the universe

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:25 pm
by Patrick
One he says about an unnamed conductor : "Did you hear what he did to the andante? I hope he bought it dinner first."

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:52 am
by Patrick
"I am a doctor, not a miracle worker" The funny thing is that he says that after Frasier asked him if he could treat a man who thought he had been abducted by aliens (from outer-space).

Re: Whats your favourite Niles put down

PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:10 am
by stephenthom
Oh, spare me, you ludicrous popinjay!