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Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Dorset Girl » Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:03 pm

As I said on another thread, I'm not sure I believe there's life after death, but if there is, we will find these things in heaven (please add to the list):

1. Toasted cheese sandwiches.
2. Roast potatoes (cooked in something unhealthy, e.g. beef dripping).
3. Purple.
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby ouroboros » Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:54 pm

1. The most excellent music (said like Bill and Ted)
2. Hologram TV - have a show happening around you, be immersed in it!
3. The ability to communicate telepathically
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby CatNamedRudy » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:18 pm

Pizza
good cigars
scallops
the smell of fresh cut grass
This is the STUPIDEST day I've ever had!
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Moon-Crane » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:26 pm

The finest quality chocolate, coffee, wines and spirits.

Newcastle United and Oakland Raiders teams that actually win shit.
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby welshben23 » Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:37 pm

I'll have to think about this. Besides, we may all find out on Friday! :lol:
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Dorset Girl » Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:07 pm

welshben23 wrote:I'll have to think about this. Besides, we may all find out on Friday! :lol:


Bah, I'm avoiding the internet that day. It's going to be full of people talking shite about Mayan calendars!!
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Patrick » Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:45 pm

Hamster wheels and streets covered with hamster food, in hamster heaven that is. :D
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Patrick » Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:47 pm

welshben23 wrote:I'll have to think about this. Besides, we may all find out on Friday! :lol:

I have an important meeting on Friday, maybe I should cancel it. :lol:
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby insaneasperger » Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:35 pm

Diet coke.
My dad. (I hope)
Lots of weed
Chocolate
Me!
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Paul B » Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:04 am

insaneasperger wrote:Diet coke.

You're in heaven. You're dead. I think regular coke would be alright at that point! :lol:
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Dorset Girl » Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:44 pm

Paul B wrote:
insaneasperger wrote:Diet coke.

You're in heaven. You're dead. I think regular coke would be alright at that point! :lol:


I'm with IA on this... regular Coke tastes ugh!
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Paul B » Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:37 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:
Paul B wrote:
insaneasperger wrote:Diet coke.

You're in heaven. You're dead. I think regular coke would be alright at that point! :lol:


I'm with IA on this... regular Coke tastes ugh!

Ah, you're both freaks! Diet coke tastes like lavatory disinfectant. Not that I've had that very much.
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Patrick » Mon Dec 17, 2012 3:50 pm

Paul B wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:You're in heaven. You're dead. I think regular coke would be alright at that point! :lol:


I'm with IA on this... regular Coke tastes ugh!

Ah, you're both freaks! Diet coke tastes like lavatory disinfectant. Not that I've had that very much.

I think in Heaven you can even taste drano without any risk so why not diet coke. :lol:
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Dorset Girl » Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:57 pm

Paul B wrote:Ah, you're both freaks! Diet coke tastes like lavatory disinfectant. Not that I've had that very much.


Does it? Perhaps I should start buying Domestos instead, it'd be cheaper. :lol:
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Patrick » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:55 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:
Paul B wrote:Ah, you're both freaks! Diet coke tastes like lavatory disinfectant. Not that I've had that very much.


Does it? Perhaps I should start buying Domestos instead, it'd be cheaper. :lol:

It'd keep your teeth bleached. :lol:
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Re: Things that will be in Heaven.

Postby Forever Jung » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:51 pm

:twisted: 5 things to be found in heaven.

Westies.
Although, i'm convinced that as soon as he died, Clipper marched on hell, kicked Satan's ass off the throne (making Satan his bitch) and now rules high in hell.
If you ever get to hell you'll see a little white Westie sitting on a throne of skulls in front of cutains of flame.
Whatever you do, don't try to pet him. He's my little brother :wink:
So either way i'm covered for Westie company. 8-)

A bar.
Not just any bar, the most awesome bar in creation.
The universe is fuelled by the ammount of pure AWESOME there is on the stage.
I will do shots with Roy Orbison and then go and jam with him.
Jeff Healey will make the angels exclaim "fuck me" with his guitar prowess.
Hendrix will blow God's mind.
Mozart will conduct the backing orchestra.
Wagner will write music for the electric guitar and blow Hendix's mind.

Robbie Williams will be there. He'll be the dude who empties the bins and cleans the bogs.
He was very lucky to get the gig.

Busy Lizzie's chip shop.
When I used to come home from sea my brother would pick me up in Newcastle and drive me home to Liverpool.
We'd always go to Skipton to Busy Lizzie's on the way.
Best fish and chips EVER!
Fact!.
Once I was into my last month on the ship i'd start looking forward to that meal.
Busy Lizzie's will be next door to the bar.
They will deliver.


DVD's that i've bought, and actually feel like watching.
You might love a film.
You might watch it every time in comes on the telly.
But then you buy it on DVD.
You watch it once and never watch the bloody thing ever again.
The only time you have any interest in seeing that film is when it comes on the telly, and you sit there like a prize plank watching it on the TV being interupted every 20 minutes with a 5 min advert break instead of putting the DVD you paid good money for into the machine and seeing it without all the breaks.
It's peverse. There'll be none of that in heaven.

Playboy mansion.
The only minor difference is that i'd live there instead of Hugh Heffner.
There would be many many beautiful women in residence. Joanne would be my queen, naturally.
Things would get freaky :albino:
There would be Chipendales.
They would be there to serve drinks and suffer the cruel mocking laughter of the gorgeous women who inhabit my domicile who silivate with lust everytime I happen by in my ermine cloak and crown :D
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