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Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:52 am
by insaneasperger
Dorset Girl wrote:
insaneasperger wrote:but I'm most definitely the prettier one I believe!


... and the more modest one? :lol:




Yep that too! Nah I don't really think I'm the pretty one but I definitely got the brains bless her!

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:09 pm
by Dorset Girl
I really couldn't say which is the prettier, because you look identical! :lol: And your voices sound the same too.

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:41 pm
by barnaclelapse
My brother, Connor is definitely the handsome one of us four boys. You really have to look closely to see a resemblance between me and them, or my sister for that matter.

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:33 pm
by !Amz!
(After discovering BF has added loads of random computer-y words under his 'languages' on FB)
BF: I heard FB can get you a job so..
Me: Yeah, it can also stop you from getting jobs sometimes.
BF: Only if you've got pictures of you getting your cock out on a lamp post.

Don't know if that was experience or... :lol:

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:56 pm
by kat
Little Su (someone I work with) "I didn't know sardines came out of the sea, I thought they came out of tins", this is the same person who thought the ice ages were made up for the movies :lol: :roll:

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:24 pm
by insaneasperger
Pandora: well at least I know when you go you've had a hot meal
Me: couldn't you of just made a sexy sandwich

Cue long conversation about what would make a sexy sandwich

Cut it to look like a pairs off boobs won

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:13 pm
by Dorset Girl
“You were lying naked in the middle of campus, with a dead sheep on your head. That’s not the kind of thing that just slips your mind.”

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:28 am
by CatNamedRudy
Dorset Girl wrote:“You were lying naked in the middle of campus, with a dead sheep on your head. That’s not the kind of thing that just slips your mind.”


I loved that line!

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:59 pm
by tenpercenter
if you havent bungie jumped by the time you are 78, u will never do it

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:48 pm
by Dorset Girl
"I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, others I'd love to punch in the face."

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:57 am
by CatNamedRudy
Dorset Girl wrote:"I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, others I'd love to punch in the face."


:lol:

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:36 pm
by tenpercenter
you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:35 pm
by Dorset Girl
tenpercenter wrote:you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led


That's one of my dad's favourite sayings... he occasionally comes out with it for no apparent reason!

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:18 pm
by Forever Jung
Dorset Girl wrote:favourite sayings


:twisted: There could be a thread idea there :wink:

The saying I use most of all is "let the dog see the rabbit".

Translated - Get out of the bloody way and let me see what needs to be done.

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:20 am
by insaneasperger
Don't cut yourself vix, burn yourself with a cigarette instead!


I thought that was brilliantly funny! We were talking about how I hadn't self harmed for over a month, and showing off scars. I really need to find so girls to hang with!

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:27 pm
by Forever Jung
:twisted: Me - "Would you rather give up sex or ciggies?"

Jo "Can't I just give up a limb?"

:lol:

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:41 pm
by tenpercenter
you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led.

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:38 pm
by insaneasperger
At gay night, which has about 15 people in the club.

Steve: vix request some decent music
Me: I'll request tragedy as this night is one!

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:25 pm
by kat
after the news that the area Manager (Gary) was in Blackpool the predicted Chinese whispers effect

started as "Gary is in Blackpool" would possibly end as "Barry has left a black man in the pool" (was funny at the time)

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:31 am
by Dorset Girl
“We’re all a little weird. And life is weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.” ― Robert Fulghum

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:19 am
by CatNamedRudy
"A bunch of cigar smokers reading the "heart healthy" option on the menu?" ~Mike Burnham Last night while perusing the menu while we were out to eat

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:05 pm
by barnaclelapse
I guess you can't have everything?

I try to eat reasonably well at home, so I can eat whatever the hell I want when I go out.

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:46 pm
by Dorset Girl
Ohhhh dear... one of the exhibitors at the exhibition I visited today had a pot of stress balls on the desk. Without thinking, I said 'Can I feel one of your squidgy balls?' He had no idea what I was talking about at first, and the look of shock, horror, surprise and intrigue he gave me was hilarious!

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:05 am
by Moon-Crane
Dorset Girl wrote:Ohhhh dear... one of the exhibitors at the exhibition I visited today had a pot of stress balls on the desk. Without thinking, I said 'Can I feel one of your squidgy balls?' He had no idea what I was talking about at first, and the look of shock, horror, surprise and intrigue he gave me was hilarious!


:lol:

Re: Quotes of the day

PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:36 am
by Lil
Dorset Girl wrote:Ohhhh dear... one of the exhibitors at the exhibition I visited today had a pot of stress balls on the desk. Without thinking, I said 'Can I feel one of your squidgy balls?' He had no idea what I was talking about at first, and the look of shock, horror, surprise and intrigue he gave me was hilarious!


Fantastic! :lol: