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Quotes of the day
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Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:12 pmby Forever Jung
A place to post the odd, funny, clever, or just plain dumb things you or other people have said today.
Today's blue ribbon for me was having occasion to use the phrase "Badass Ninja Koala gonna f*ck your day up, yo!"
I think it would be better if you didn't ask
Re: Quotes of the day
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Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:54 pmby insaneasperger
brilliant idea for a thread!!!!
my quote of the day has to be "oh I would fuck his missus mate she is well fit Vix"
"not again I wouldn't "
Re: Quotes of the day
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Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:31 pmby welshben23
I play a regular Xbox night on Wednesday nights
and 1 friend who is from Sunderland said in a Irish accent, why I do not know he used an Irish accent.
"Jesus Christ, it's like fucking Armageddon."
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:15 pmby !Amz!
"It's male wanker day"
- My friend after having an argument with her boyfriend
Re: Quotes of the day
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Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:33 pmby Dorset Girl
Male friend, referring to female acquaintance known for her 'companionable' nature:
"She's had enough cock to make a handrail around the Queen Mary."
Re: Quotes of the day
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Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:04 pmby insaneasperger
'you look quite good for a girl' chid to me earlier
'I give up' me to chid, chid to Steve, me to Steve, Steve to chid and god knows who else decides to contribute!
Re: Quotes of the day
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Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:46 pmby Forever Jung
"Like Martin Luther King, I had a dream, but mine was a fucked up one with clowns and midgets, now i'm awake and I want badungas".
My own brand of hung over sweet talk.
Jo wasn't overly impressed
Re: Quotes of the day
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Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:50 pmby Clare
My friend summed up what the buses are like in my town 'Wheres the bus gone? Into another dimension?'
Re: Quotes of the day
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Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:52 pmby Dorset Girl
Clare wrote:My friend summed up what the buses are like in my town 'Wheres the bus gone? Into another dimension?'
Haha, superb!
Re: Quotes of the day
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Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:06 pmby Dorset Girl
"Keyboard warriors feel like kings of the world on website message boards."
- Moon-Crane, just now.
Love it.
Re: Quotes of the day
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Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:11 pmby insaneasperger
'Strangely enough, bath mats a towel and nipple shields weren't high on my things I need for a funeral list' - Taz earlier
Re: Quotes of the day
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Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:31 pmby kat
'That's cover the French in cheese, not the wind farms...' Fake Timo Glock (on twitter), long long story
Re: Quotes of the day
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Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:30 pmby kat
another fake F1 person, this time Jenson "Lewis is that good a bf he spends his gf's bday watchin Tennis. I'm that gd a bf I pimp out my ex's to the royals
"
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:41 pmby insaneasperger
'Why don't you have a boyfriend Vicky, you have cookies!!' - A 9 year olds thoughts on relationships...
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:53 pmby Dorset Girl
insaneasperger wrote:'Why don't you have a boyfriend Vicky, you have cookies!!' - A 9 year olds thoughts on relationships...
Ah, if only life were that simple!
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:05 pmby insaneasperger
Dorset Girl wrote:Ah, if only life were that simple!
Yes, I sure wish it was! He also said he hates that his whole class have crushes on each other and he is never going to be that immature....
Strange kid!
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:17 pmby insaneasperger
Ya mum
Seems to be popular in this house...
This the thread DG?
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:18 pmby Dorset Girl
That's the one, thank you!
Best quote I've heard today:
"Your mum's so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I thought Eastenders was finishing."
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:32 pmby insaneasperger
Dorset Girl wrote:That's the one, thank you!
Best quote I've heard today:
"Your mum's so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I thought Eastenders was finishing."
I have a whole app on my phone dedicated to your mum jokes like that! That's a good one!
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:39 pmby Hans the German Butler
That reminds me of the old Les Dawson joke, "My Mother in Law is so fat she has to get her knickers on prescription"
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:50 pmby Dorset Girl
Hans the German Butler wrote:That reminds me of the old Les Dawson joke, "My Mother in Law is so fat she has to get her knickers on prescription"
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:54 pmby insaneasperger
Just had a great quote on the phone to my sister....
'so we need to have sex on the beach to get pregnant?'
Ummmm no, just be closer to the ocean, or natural water my tarot cards said nothing about sex on the beach....
'shame. Do you think it would work better if we did though?'
I have no idea
'ask the voices in your head'
That's not related
'oh okay then night'
Yeh my sister is strange, only phoned her to saying I got a jumping golden opportunity card for her and all the other cards said she is with her true love, but she needs to reconnect with the ocean.
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:58 pmby Dorset Girl
Um... okay, that's one of the weirdest conversations I've ever read.
Re: Quotes of the day
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Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:26 pmby insaneasperger
Yeah even for me 'twas strange!
Re: Quotes of the day
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Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:47 pmby !Amz!
BF this morning: "What age do babies start walking? Is it 3 weeks or something like that?"