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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby CatNamedRudy » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:48 pm

!Amz! wrote:BF this morning: "What age do babies start walking? Is it 3 weeks or something like that?" :lol:


:lol: I'm picturing a 3 week old baby walking around.
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby barnaclelapse » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:48 pm

!Amz! wrote:BF this morning: "What age do babies start walking? Is it 3 weeks or something like that?" :lol:


I hope you corrected them. I see that thought ending very badly for your friend, the next time someone lets them hold a newborn. :D
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby !Amz! » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:50 pm

Lol! I genuinely thought he was joking! He's not the kind of person to fuss and coo over babies anyway, so I think my friend's baby will be safe :lol:
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby !Amz! » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:51 pm

Also he said this when talking about a girl we used to go to school with:

"She's more skanky than a used McDonald's cup found in the street" :lol:
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:30 pm

!Amz! wrote:BF this morning: "What age do babies start walking? Is it 3 weeks or something like that?" :lol:


:lol: Seriously?! He's thinking of kittens, right? :D
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby !Amz! » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:49 pm

Probably :lol: He was genuinely serious when he asked me though which just made it even more funny :D
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby insaneasperger » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:04 pm

I'm a love albatross!

Emily: huh???
Adam: great big steaming twat
Me: I wish someone would lick my..
Adam and Emily: ewwww
Me: laughing so hard I fall off sofa
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby insaneasperger » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:27 pm

Me: I spent all my shopping money in town
Emily: did you get anything nice?
Me: yeh a mcflurry.....


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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby Forever Jung » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:39 pm

:twisted: "Vampire chips want your blood".
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby tenpercenter » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:33 am

By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby insaneasperger » Sun Oct 16, 2011 8:04 pm

Martin: Is that the Severn Bridge?
Me: Yeh
Kayla: We cant go though we don't have passports
Me and Martin: Laughing!
Kayla: But you need a passport to get in to Wales
Me: sure do sis (sniggering)
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby insaneasperger » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:06 pm

Me: you catch anything?
Adam: yes
Me: what
Adam: FUCK ALL
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby Dorset Girl » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:04 pm

insaneasperger wrote:Me: you catch anything?
Adam: yes
Me: what
Adam: FUCK ALL


:lol:
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby Mr Blue Sky » Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:47 pm

Last night just found out my mate's been growing Marajuana plants in his house. Me and my mate were pissing ourselves as he defended himself by saying it was his 'pension fund'

Me: "Hardly something offered by Legal and General"
My mate: "More like Generally Illegal"
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby Dorset Girl » Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:46 pm

:lol:

I remember being sat in the back of the car all the way to Swanage from Swansea once, with my mate holding a huge marajuana plant on his lap... he wasn't even attempting to conceal it! I didn't know whether to laugh or feel horrifed for the whole journey...
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby Mr Blue Sky » Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:00 pm

...or to surreptitiously set a leaf alight :D
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby CatNamedRudy » Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:04 pm

Dorset Girl wrote::lol:

I remember being sat in the back of the car all the way to Swanage from Swansea once, with my mate holding a huge marajuana plant on his lap... he wasn't even attempting to conceal it! I didn't know whether to laugh or feel horrifed for the whole journey...


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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby insaneasperger » Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:34 pm

What's wrong with that? Wish I had the place to do that!

I must admit to often smoking a spliff whilst chatting to police officers, and having police in my mums and my mum telling them I smoke it....
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby Dorset Girl » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:11 pm

Mr Blue Sky wrote:...or to surreptitiously set a leaf alight :D


:lol: Reminds me of this:

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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby CatNamedRudy » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:19 pm

:lol:
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby tenpercenter » Sat Oct 22, 2011 3:35 pm

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby insaneasperger » Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:40 pm

Me to my sister via text: roses are red,
Violets are blue
Your sisters quite pretty
What happened to you?

Well I thought it was great!
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby Dorset Girl » Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:48 pm

insaneasperger wrote:Me to my sister via text: roses are red,
Violets are blue
Your sisters quite pretty
What happened to you?

Well I thought it was great!


It is great - the only thing is, I've never seen two sisters who aren't twins (or are you?) but who look so similar. The first time I saw your sis was even before I'd met you, and I thought she was you! She wondered why I was looking at her, then I asked if she was Vicky, and it all became clear. :lol:
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby insaneasperger » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:27 am

We are not twins but everyone thinks we are?!?

We think we look nothing alike though. It's weird. There's 18 months difference between us. Mum says she can't tell us apart on the the phone though, but I'm most definitely the prettier one I believe!
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Re: Quotes of the day

Postby Dorset Girl » Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:40 am

insaneasperger wrote:but I'm most definitely the prettier one I believe!


... and the more modest one? :lol:
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