Quantum wrote:Groucho Marx :' From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter.Some day I intend reading it. '
Quantum wrote:Grouch Marx : ' I never forget a face-but in your case I will make an exception.'
Goucho Marx : ' I've had a wonderful evening,but this wasn't it.'
Moon-Crane wrote:heh, good thread.
I'll have to throw in my usual Bill Hicks ones.
"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."
"I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile... his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side."
"I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage."
Moon-Crane wrote:heh, good thread.
I'll have to throw in my usual Bill Hicks ones.
"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."
"I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile... his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side."
"I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage."
LaughingIsLife wrote:'You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.' -Stan Laurel
Dorset Girl wrote:LaughingIsLife wrote:'You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.' -Stan Laurel
Oh, so that's where my Dad got it from! He often says that, then sits there grinning at us like he's made the World's funniest joke. Which, as Monty Python taught us, it can't be or we would have died laughing.
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