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Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:05 amby Daphne K
Post here only when you're drunk.
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:07 amby Dorset Girl
Hehe, ta, I qualify. I keep hitting capslock instead of 'a' because I'm:
> 3 quarts drunk > 3 sheets to the wind > 12 gauged > 40 under > 86'ed > 9 sheets to the wind > about to chunder > addled > airlocked > anesthetized > animated > annihilated > arsefaced > arse-holed > assed up > back teeth well afloat > banged-up > barfelnugen > battered > bazookaed out of my endoplasmic reticulum > beer-gogglin' > beered & shot > beltered > bent > beschmuddled > betty booped > Betty Ford-ed > beved up > bevied > biffed > bile heavin' > bladdered > blacken'd > blasted > blazed > blazooed > bleazin' > blended > blind > blit > blithered > blitzed > blitzkrieged > blocked > bloody pissed > blootered > blotto > blotto'd > blown > blued > boiled > boinked > bollock-eyed > bollixed > boofy blitzed > boogered up > boozed > bomb-boozled > bombed > bunkered > Boris Yeltsin > both eyes in one socket > bottlestruck > boxed > brewed > bricked > bucked up > buckled > buggered > Buicked > bulletproof > bumfuzzled > burgled > busheled > busted up > buttered > buttfaced > buzzed > cabbaged > caked > Canadian > can't hit your ass with both hands > captained > catching a heat > carrying too much sail > carvered > cased > casters up > chootled > chopped > clattered > clobbered > clobstered > cocido > cocked > cocked off your ass > cock-eyed > Colt 45'd > comfortably numb > commode hugging > conked > cookin' with gas > cootered > cop-sluggin' drunk > corroded > crapped > crappers > crocked > crooked > cross-eyed > crumpled > crunk > crushed > cunted > curbed > d.u.i.ed > dacked! > damaged > Dean Martoonied > debacled > debauched > denatured > diced > dinged up > dingleberried > discombobulated > dizzy > done > down the drain > down under > drank > dripping > drunken > drowned > drunk as a bicycle > drunk as a coon hunter > drunk as a fiddler's bitch > drunk as a lord > drunk as a mook > drunk as a mule > drunk as a rat > drunk as a skunk > drunk as 10 Indians > drunk as fuck > drunk like Sinatra > drunk till next Sunday > drunk to the nines > drunker than 700 dollars > drunker than a sack of assholes > drunker than a shithouse rat > drunker than a Southern Baptist Preacher at a High School Dance > drunker than a waltzing piss ant > drunker than Cooter Brown > easy > eatin' dirt > effed up > el whappo'd > embalmed > entre deux vins > eyes like piss holes in the snow > faced > faded > fallen down > farshnushked > feelin' pain free > feng shuied > filled with courage > fired up > fitzschnookered > five winos gone > fizzaded> fizzy > flagged > flambayed > flurbed > fluthered > flying in the dirt > fnarkled > folded > foobed > foxed > fractured > Franz Liszt > fried > Fruit Looped > fubar > fubar'd > fuck faced > fucked > fucked up > fuckered up > fuelled > full > full as a state school hat rack > fully loaded > Fung Hoed > fup duck > fwasted > fwazzed.
Aw, f*** it, I can't be bothered to format the rest of the alphabet.
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:09 amby Daphne K
Ok, I'm not really drunk, I just had 4 bottles of cider. So then... there's a picture.
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:10 amby Dorset Girl
You know someone's going to ask if that's you, right?
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:14 amby Daphne K
You're curious yourself, aren't you? hahaha...
But I have to disappoint you, it's not me.
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:14 amby Dorset Girl
Daphne K wrote::D
You're curious yourself, aren't you? hahaha...
But I have to disappoint you, it's not me.
Nah, I knew it wasn't you. I think I've seen that pic before, can't remember where.
Daphne - I haven't seen you doing the... the 'thing' lately? Do you still do it?
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:16 amby Daphne K
I just did... didn't you see me? You should pay attention!
Did you do it recently?
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:16 amby Dorset Girl
Bugger me (figure of speech, not a request) - I am totally ratarsed.
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:16 amby Dorset Girl
Daphne K wrote:I just did... didn't you see me? You should pay attention!
Did you do it recently?
Yeah, loads of times tonight. We obviously didn't time it so that we were doing it together. Shall we do it now?
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:19 amby Daphne K
Good idea, I'm really in the mood for it.
Ok, I count to three...
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Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:19 amby Daphne K
Ooops... I guess I'm drunk after all!
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Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:20 amby Dorset Girl
Daphne K wrote:Ooops... I guess I'm drunk after all!
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LMAO!
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:28 amby barnaclelapse
I am the drunk!!
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:28 amby Dorset Girl
Daphne - you didn't do it, I'm disappointed.
Fuck me, I'm really sozzled. Haven't been this drunk for ages. Time to send some PMs that I'll regret in the morning.
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:30 amby barnaclelapse
Oooh! Oooh! I want one!
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:30 amby Dorset Girl
barnaclelapse wrote:Oooh! Oooh! I want one!
A drunken PM?
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:33 amby barnaclelapse
Yes'm.
Especially since I'm really hammered myself.
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:33 amby Hans the German Butler
Dorset Girl wrote:barnaclelapse wrote:Oooh! Oooh! I want one!
A drunken PM?
I'm almost tempted to ask if you can give me one!
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:33 amby Dorset Girl
barnaclelapse wrote:Yes'm.
Especially since I'm really hammered myself.
But isn't it like... what time is it where you are?
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:34 amby Dorset Girl
Hans the German Butler wrote:Dorset Girl wrote:barnaclelapse wrote:Oooh! Oooh! I want one!
A drunken PM?
I'm almost tempted to ask if you can give me one!
You want me to give you one?
*Checks thread name*
Oh - a PM.
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:34 amby barnaclelapse
It's only 7:33.
Hell, I'd tell you to give me a ring if that was possible on your end.
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:35 amby Daphne K
Dorset Girl wrote:Daphne - you didn't do it, I'm disappointed.
Fuck me, I'm really sozzled. Haven't been this drunk for ages. Time to send some PMs that I'll regret in the morning.
I was distracted, sorry! I'll never disappoint you again!
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:36 amby Hans the German Butler
Dorset Girl wrote:Hans the German Butler wrote:I'm almost tempted to ask if you can give me one!
You want me to give you one?
*Checks thread name*
Oh - a PM.
Or any other two letter acronym you can think of
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:36 amby Dorset Girl
Hans the German Butler wrote:Dorset Girl wrote:Hans the German Butler wrote:I'm almost tempted to ask if you can give me one!
You want me to give you one?
*Checks thread name*
Oh - a PM.
Or any other two letter acronym you can think of
Well, clearly the first two letters I thought of were 'BJ'. But I don't know if you like Bon Jovi, so there's no point sending you a CD.
WTF am I on about?
Re: Drunk topic
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Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:38 amby barnaclelapse
So, what're you kids drinkin'?