by Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:07 am
Hehe, ta, I qualify. I keep hitting capslock instead of 'a' because I'm:
> 3 quarts drunk > 3 sheets to the wind > 12 gauged > 40 under > 86'ed > 9 sheets to the wind > about to chunder > addled > airlocked > anesthetized > animated > annihilated > arsefaced > arse-holed > assed up > back teeth well afloat > banged-up > barfelnugen > battered > bazookaed out of my endoplasmic reticulum > beer-gogglin' > beered & shot > beltered > bent > beschmuddled > betty booped > Betty Ford-ed > beved up > bevied > biffed > bile heavin' > bladdered > blacken'd > blasted > blazed > blazooed > bleazin' > blended > blind > blit > blithered > blitzed > blitzkrieged > blocked > bloody pissed > blootered > blotto > blotto'd > blown > blued > boiled > boinked > bollock-eyed > bollixed > boofy blitzed > boogered up > boozed > bomb-boozled > bombed > bunkered > Boris Yeltsin > both eyes in one socket > bottlestruck > boxed > brewed > bricked > bucked up > buckled > buggered > Buicked > bulletproof > bumfuzzled > burgled > busheled > busted up > buttered > buttfaced > buzzed > cabbaged > caked > Canadian > can't hit your ass with both hands > captained > catching a heat > carrying too much sail > carvered > cased > casters up > chootled > chopped > clattered > clobbered > clobstered > cocido > cocked > cocked off your ass > cock-eyed > Colt 45'd > comfortably numb > commode hugging > conked > cookin' with gas > cootered > cop-sluggin' drunk > corroded > crapped > crappers > crocked > crooked > cross-eyed > crumpled > crunk > crushed > cunted > curbed > d.u.i.ed > dacked! > damaged > Dean Martoonied > debacled > debauched > denatured > diced > dinged up > dingleberried > discombobulated > dizzy > done > down the drain > down under > drank > dripping > drunken > drowned > drunk as a bicycle > drunk as a coon hunter > drunk as a fiddler's bitch > drunk as a lord > drunk as a mook > drunk as a mule > drunk as a rat > drunk as a skunk > drunk as 10 Indians > drunk as fuck > drunk like Sinatra > drunk till next Sunday > drunk to the nines > drunker than 700 dollars > drunker than a sack of assholes > drunker than a shithouse rat > drunker than a Southern Baptist Preacher at a High School Dance > drunker than a waltzing piss ant > drunker than Cooter Brown > easy > eatin' dirt > effed up > el whappo'd > embalmed > entre deux vins > eyes like piss holes in the snow > faced > faded > fallen down > farshnushked > feelin' pain free > feng shuied > filled with courage > fired up > fitzschnookered > five winos gone > fizzaded> fizzy > flagged > flambayed > flurbed > fluthered > flying in the dirt > fnarkled > folded > foobed > foxed > fractured > Franz Liszt > fried > Fruit Looped > fubar > fubar'd > fuck faced > fucked > fucked up > fuckered up > fuelled > full > full as a state school hat rack > fully loaded > Fung Hoed > fup duck > fwasted > fwazzed.
Aw, f*** it, I can't be bothered to format the rest of the alphabet.
I know they're only moments... but that's all life is - just a bunch of moments. Molly, in 'Life Stinks'