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Postby Daphne K » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:05 am

Post here only when you're drunk. :drunken:
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:07 am

Hehe, ta, I qualify. I keep hitting capslock instead of 'a' because I'm:

> 3 quarts drunk > 3 sheets to the wind > 12 gauged > 40 under > 86'ed > 9 sheets to the wind > about to chunder > addled > airlocked > anesthetized > animated > annihilated > arsefaced > arse-holed > assed up > back teeth well afloat > banged-up > barfelnugen > battered > bazookaed out of my endoplasmic reticulum > beer-gogglin' > beered & shot > beltered > bent > beschmuddled > betty booped > Betty Ford-ed > beved up > bevied > biffed > bile heavin' > bladdered > blacken'd > blasted > blazed > blazooed > bleazin' > blended > blind > blit > blithered > blitzed > blitzkrieged > blocked > bloody pissed > blootered > blotto > blotto'd > blown > blued > boiled > boinked > bollock-eyed > bollixed > boofy blitzed > boogered up > boozed > bomb-boozled > bombed > bunkered > Boris Yeltsin > both eyes in one socket > bottlestruck > boxed > brewed > bricked > bucked up > buckled > buggered > Buicked > bulletproof > bumfuzzled > burgled > busheled > busted up > buttered > buttfaced > buzzed > cabbaged > caked > Canadian > can't hit your ass with both hands > captained > catching a heat > carrying too much sail > carvered > cased > casters up > chootled > chopped > clattered > clobbered > clobstered > cocido > cocked > cocked off your ass > cock-eyed > Colt 45'd > comfortably numb > commode hugging > conked > cookin' with gas > cootered > cop-sluggin' drunk > corroded > crapped > crappers > crocked > crooked > cross-eyed > crumpled > crunk > crushed > cunted > curbed > d.u.i.ed > dacked! > damaged > Dean Martoonied > debacled > debauched > denatured > diced > dinged up > dingleberried > discombobulated > dizzy > done > down the drain > down under > drank > dripping > drunken > drowned > drunk as a bicycle > drunk as a coon hunter > drunk as a fiddler's bitch > drunk as a lord > drunk as a mook > drunk as a mule > drunk as a rat > drunk as a skunk > drunk as 10 Indians > drunk as fuck > drunk like Sinatra > drunk till next Sunday > drunk to the nines > drunker than 700 dollars > drunker than a sack of assholes > drunker than a shithouse rat > drunker than a Southern Baptist Preacher at a High School Dance > drunker than a waltzing piss ant > drunker than Cooter Brown > easy > eatin' dirt > effed up > el whappo'd > embalmed > entre deux vins > eyes like piss holes in the snow > faced > faded > fallen down > farshnushked > feelin' pain free > feng shuied > filled with courage > fired up > fitzschnookered > five winos gone > fizzaded> fizzy > flagged > flambayed > flurbed > fluthered > flying in the dirt > fnarkled > folded > foobed > foxed > fractured > Franz Liszt > fried > Fruit Looped > fubar > fubar'd > fuck faced > fucked > fucked up > fuckered up > fuelled > full > full as a state school hat rack > fully loaded > Fung Hoed > fup duck > fwasted > fwazzed.

Aw, f*** it, I can't be bothered to format the rest of the alphabet.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Daphne K » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:09 am

:lol:

Ok, I'm not really drunk, I just had 4 bottles of cider. So then... there's a picture.

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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:10 am

You know someone's going to ask if that's you, right?
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Daphne K » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:14 am

:D
You're curious yourself, aren't you? hahaha...

But I have to disappoint you, it's not me. :lol:
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:14 am

Daphne K wrote::D
You're curious yourself, aren't you? hahaha...

But I have to disappoint you, it's not me. :lol:


Nah, I knew it wasn't you. I think I've seen that pic before, can't remember where.

Daphne - I haven't seen you doing the... the 'thing' lately? Do you still do it?
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Daphne K » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:16 am

I just did... didn't you see me? You should pay attention! :lol:
Did you do it recently?
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:16 am

Bugger me (figure of speech, not a request) - I am totally ratarsed.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:16 am

Daphne K wrote:I just did... didn't you see me? You should pay attention! :lol:
Did you do it recently?


Yeah, loads of times tonight. We obviously didn't time it so that we were doing it together. Shall we do it now? :twisted:
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Daphne K » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:19 am

Good idea, I'm really in the mood for it.
Ok, I count to three...
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Daphne K » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:19 am

Ooops... I guess I'm drunk after all! :D

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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:20 am

Daphne K wrote:Ooops... I guess I'm drunk after all! :D

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2


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:lol: LMAO!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby barnaclelapse » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:28 am

I am the drunk!!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:28 am

Daphne - you didn't do it, I'm disappointed.

Fuck me, I'm really sozzled. Haven't been this drunk for ages. Time to send some PMs that I'll regret in the morning.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby barnaclelapse » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:30 am

Oooh! Oooh! I want one!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:30 am

barnaclelapse wrote:Oooh! Oooh! I want one!


A drunken PM?
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby barnaclelapse » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:33 am

Yes'm.

Especially since I'm really hammered myself.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Hans the German Butler » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:33 am

Dorset Girl wrote:
barnaclelapse wrote:Oooh! Oooh! I want one!


A drunken PM?


I'm almost tempted to ask if you can give me one!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:33 am

barnaclelapse wrote:Yes'm.

Especially since I'm really hammered myself.


But isn't it like... what time is it where you are?
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:34 am

Hans the German Butler wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:
barnaclelapse wrote:Oooh! Oooh! I want one!


A drunken PM?


I'm almost tempted to ask if you can give me one!


You want me to give you one?

*Checks thread name*

Oh - a PM.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby barnaclelapse » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:34 am

It's only 7:33.

Hell, I'd tell you to give me a ring if that was possible on your end.
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Daphne K » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:35 am

Dorset Girl wrote:Daphne - you didn't do it, I'm disappointed.

Fuck me, I'm really sozzled. Haven't been this drunk for ages. Time to send some PMs that I'll regret in the morning.


:lol: I was distracted, sorry! I'll never disappoint you again!
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Hans the German Butler » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:36 am

Dorset Girl wrote:
Hans the German Butler wrote:I'm almost tempted to ask if you can give me one!


You want me to give you one?

*Checks thread name*

Oh - a PM.


Or any other two letter acronym you can think of :wink:
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:36 am

Hans the German Butler wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:
Hans the German Butler wrote:I'm almost tempted to ask if you can give me one!


You want me to give you one?

*Checks thread name*

Oh - a PM.


Or any other two letter acronym you can think of :wink:


Well, clearly the first two letters I thought of were 'BJ'. But I don't know if you like Bon Jovi, so there's no point sending you a CD.

:scratch: WTF am I on about?
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Re: Drunk topic

Postby barnaclelapse » Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:38 am

So, what're you kids drinkin'?
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