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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:39 pm

I think it's been done in a few countries, hasn't it? Not sure if it's made a difference anywhere.

Which somehow reminds me of a completely different piece of legislation - the compulsory charge for carrier bags in Wales. Since its introduction, I've thought it was a good thing. However, apparently not everyone sees it that way. Ex mother-in-law is very pissed off that she used to use carriers as bin liners, but now has to buy more black sacks - she reckons that just as much plastic is being produced as it was before, but that now the supermarkets are getting paid for it. Seems a bit of an illogical jumping to conclusions to me - she's assuming that everyone else is doing the same thing - but I didn't like to argue, what with having just spent a week in her house eating her food, using her petrol an' all...
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Tue May 08, 2012 11:14 pm

Yuk, my sister's just announced that she loves me, on Facebook. And she's not even drunk!
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Mr Blue Sky » Tue May 08, 2012 11:17 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:Yuk, my sister's just announced that she loves me, on Facebook. And she's not even drunk!


Isn't she still on very strong painkillers though :wink:

No seriously that's sweet. Hope you reciprocated?
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Tue May 08, 2012 11:29 pm

Mr Blue Sky wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:Yuk, my sister's just announced that she loves me, on Facebook. And she's not even drunk!


Isn't she still on very strong painkillers though :wink:

No seriously that's sweet. Hope you reciprocated?


Haha, yes she is, that could explain it! Yes, I reciprocated, but I wrote *puke* after it, I just couldn't help myself!

In other news... Keren's just woken up screaming, saying that her cousin trapped a frog under a mug in the garden. I thought she was just dreaming, but she was so insistent that I went outside to have a look... she was right. :x Poor little thing was nearly dried out. It's safe back in the pond now.
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Mr Blue Sky » Tue May 08, 2012 11:36 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:
Mr Blue Sky wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:Yuk, my sister's just announced that she loves me, on Facebook. And she's not even drunk!


Isn't she still on very strong painkillers though :wink:

No seriously that's sweet. Hope you reciprocated?


Haha, yes she is, that could explain it! Yes, I reciprocated, but I wrote *puke* after it, I just couldn't help myself!

In other news... Keren's just woken up screaming, saying that her cousin trapped a frog under a mug in the garden. I thought she was just dreaming, but she was so insistent that I went outside to have a look... she was right. :x Poor little thing was nearly dried out. It's safe back in the pond now.


Aww bless her! I imagine most kids wouldn't care less about that. Those meanie cousins of hers...
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby tenpercenter » Wed May 09, 2012 2:44 pm

why there can never be a boss without an ego!
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Wed May 09, 2012 3:20 pm

tenpercenter wrote:why there can never be a boss without an ego!


To apply for a job in management, you have to be confident that you can manage other people. That in iteself takes a certain amount of ego.
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby insaneasperger » Wed May 09, 2012 9:56 pm

Meh. When I'm at home I long for the company of my friends. When I'm out with my friends I just wanna be on my own I can win at the moment. I need a tent!
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby barnaclelapse » Sat May 12, 2012 4:35 pm

I get that feeling all the time. I try to ignore it as best I can.
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri May 25, 2012 9:31 pm

Asked a bloke in Morrisons where the cockporn was today. Meant 'popcorn'. Briefly wanted to die.
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Lil » Sat May 26, 2012 7:30 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:Asked a bloke in Morrisons where the cockporn was today. Meant 'popcorn'. Briefly wanted to die.


:lol: :lol:
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Tue May 29, 2012 11:06 pm

FO won't let me type the word 'gonna' unless I put it in inverted commas. If I don't add the commas, it changes it to 'going to'. :scratch:
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Mr Blue Sky » Wed May 30, 2012 12:32 am

Dorset Girl wrote:Asked a bloke in Morrisons where the cockporn was today. Meant 'popcorn'. Briefly wanted to die.


You need to cut down on that DG. It's sticky, full of salt and stuffs your mouth so full it prohibits articulate speech...
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby CatNamedRudy » Wed May 30, 2012 12:37 am

Mr Blue Sky wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:Asked a bloke in Morrisons where the cockporn was today. Meant 'popcorn'. Briefly wanted to die.


You need to cut down on that DG. It's sticky, full of salt and stuffs your mouth so full it prohibits articulate speech...


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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Wed May 30, 2012 11:04 am

Mr Blue Sky wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:Asked a bloke in Morrisons where the cockporn was today. Meant 'popcorn'. Briefly wanted to die.


You need to cut down on that DG. It's sticky, full of salt and stuffs your mouth so full it prohibits articulate speech...


:D But it tastes sooo goooood! ;)
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Mr Blue Sky » Wed May 30, 2012 2:29 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:
Mr Blue Sky wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:Asked a bloke in Morrisons where the cockporn was today. Meant 'popcorn'. Briefly wanted to die.


You need to cut down on that DG. It's sticky, full of salt and stuffs your mouth so full it prohibits articulate speech...


:D But it tastes sooo goooood! ;)


Just because it tastes nice doesn't mean it's good for you. Must be, what, 6 months since you've had any of the good stuff?
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Wed May 30, 2012 5:09 pm

4 months and 28 days actually, not that I'm counting or anything.
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby woggle » Thu May 31, 2012 12:03 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:Asked a bloke in Morrisons where the cockporn was today. Meant 'popcorn'. Briefly wanted to die.


Ha! that reminds me of the sorta thing Miranda hart would say , you remind me of her a little actually in a way ..lol
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby woggle » Thu May 31, 2012 12:04 pm

I is wondering how the ruddy hell Murray is winning the match he's [ playing right now seeing as he coulddn't hardly serve an hour ago due to back problems .
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Moon-Crane » Thu May 31, 2012 2:11 pm

woggle wrote:I is wondering how the ruddy hell Murray is winning the match he's [ playing right now seeing as he coulddn't hardly serve an hour ago due to back problems .


I had an eye on that match this morning. He looked like a doddery old man during the first set and a half. Not sure how he ended up crushing the other guy.
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Thu May 31, 2012 8:05 pm

woggle wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:Asked a bloke in Morrisons where the cockporn was today. Meant 'popcorn'. Briefly wanted to die.


Ha! that reminds me of the sorta thing Miranda hart would say , you remind me of her a little actually in a way ..lol


:lol: I'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult, but I like Miranda Hart, so that made me smile. :D
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:14 pm

Why do I have boxes and boxes and cupboards and more boxes of stuff that I never use, but feel that I need to keep for some reason? All manner of electrical leads, bottle upon bottle of nail varnish remover (how do I have so many?), games that I keep just in case Keren will like them when she's older, candle holders that haven't been used for years, clothes that no longer fit (should sell them, but never get around to it), cuddly toys, playing cards, stationary, old computer games, ornaments, shoes, CD ROMs and videos with goodness knows what on them, photos in frames, old school work...

I should either use, sell, donate or throw away these items (apart from a very few sentimental things, like old school reports, which I can't really do any of those things with!). Why can I not do this? Why do I just get a box out, look at the contents and then shove it all back in again?!
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby kat » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:17 pm

people on Twitter, there are things I don't need to know about people, and this is one of them
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby Dorset Girl » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:19 pm

kat wrote:people on Twitter, there are things I don't need to know about people, and this is one of them


I could never go on Twitter. I don't see the point of sharing highly personal, boring details of my day with everyone.

Oh - hang on - that's what I do on Facebook. Oops.

Now, if you'll excuse me for a moment, I need a wee.
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Re: What has confused you today?

Postby kat » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:21 pm

Dorset Girl wrote:
kat wrote:people on Twitter, there are things I don't need to know about people, and this is one of them


I could never go on Twitter. I don't see the point of sharing highly personal, boring details of my day with everyone.

Oh - hang on - that's what I do on Facebook. Oops.

Now, if you'll excuse me for a moment, I need a wee.


:lol: I love it for much F1 geekiness, I don't need to know about Martin Brundle's underwear EVER
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