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Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:52 pm
by welshben23
Why is B.A. Baracus hungry?
Because he's missed a tea.
What cheese can you use to disguise a small horse?
Mascarpone.
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
Posted:
Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:21 pm
by woggle
Winter is here & our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop & buy a bag of nuts for our featherd friends . There is no finer sight on a winters morning than a pair of tits around a nut sack . Just remember however its a bit early in the year to expect a swallow !
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
Posted:
Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:47 pm
by CatNamedRudy
woggle wrote::D
Winter is here & our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop & buy a bag of nuts for our featherd friends . There is no finer sight on a winters morning than a pair of tits around a nut sack . Just remember however its a bit early in the year to expect a swallow !
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:51 pm
by cassius
Lol !
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:57 pm
by woggle
This is joke group i joined on FB that made me titter -
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's colin.
LOL!
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:31 pm
by Hans the German Butler
I heard Al Qaeda are startingto plant bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti - If one goes off it could spell disaster.
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:59 pm
by CatNamedRudy
Hans the German Butler wrote:I heard Al Qaeda are startingto plant bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti - If one goes off it could spell disaster.
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:00 pm
by CatNamedRudy
woggle wrote:This is joke group i joined on FB that made me titter -
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's colin.
LOL!
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:48 pm
by woggle
Hans the German Butler wrote:I heard Al Qaeda are startingto plant bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti - If one goes off it could spell disaster.
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
Posted:
Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:53 pm
by welshben23
A family are stuck behind an Ann Summers delivery lorry on the M1 when a massive dildo comes flying out of the back and hits the windscreen. The Mother, to hide her embarrasment says to the Children "my, that was a big insect". To which the 7 year old son says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock that size".How do you titillate an ocelot?
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Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Tue Nov 16, 2010 4:00 pm
by woggle
love it benny !! will try and remember them both as my neighbour will find them hilarious!
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:33 pm
by cassius
welshben23 wrote:A family are stuck behind an Ann Summers delivery lorry on the M1 when a massive dildo comes flying out of the back and hits the windscreen. The Mother, to hide her embarrasment says to the Children "my, that was a big insect". To which the 7 year old son says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock that size".How do you titillate an ocelot?
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LMAO!!!
Wish I knew some jokes suitable for this site.. < thinks >
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:18 pm
by barnaclelapse
(Smacks)
Bad joke! No biscuit!
Lmao.
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:22 pm
by Dorset Girl
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:49 pm
by CatNamedRudy
Dorset Girl wrote:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
I need to find a little kid to tell this joke to!
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:57 pm
by Dorset Girl
It's a reflection of my mental age.
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:05 pm
by CatNamedRudy
Dorset Girl wrote:It's a reflection of my mental age.
Well it totally cracked me up! So I guess it's a reflection of my mental age too!
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
Posted:
Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:11 pm
by cassius
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the rave was in the other field.
< howling wind and spinifex tumbling by >
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
Posted:
Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:15 pm
by kat
Apple have teamed up with Fernando Alonso to create a search engine, it's called iBrowse
*F1 joke*
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:35 pm
by woggle
Dorset Girl wrote:Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Totaly just made me laugh out loud!
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:56 pm
by woggle
Benny this one is just for you-
what does a Liverpool fan do after they win the league? .. turn off the PlayStation and go to bed!
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:01 pm
by kat
woggle wrote:Benny this one is just for you-
what does a Liverpool fan do after they win the league? .. turn off the PlayStation and go to bed!
may have to send that to my mate spenny, will shut him up for a while
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:48 am
by welshben23
woggle wrote:Benny this one is just for you-what does a Liverpool fan do after they win the league? .. turn off the PlayStation and go to bed!
Mr BS, Hans, a little bit of help here please!
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
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Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:53 am
by Dorset Girl
Just substitute 'Liverpool' for a team name of your choice, and tell Woggle that was the original joke!
Re: The All-New Joke Thread
Posted:
Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:55 am
by welshben23
Dorset Girl wrote:Just substitute 'Liverpool' for a
team name of your choice, and tell Woggle that was the original joke!
Let me think. The original joke mentioned Arsenal and also said 'Champions League' rather than league.