Agides wrote:What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I'm really attracted to you!
Dorset Girl wrote:And the scary thing is, in the UK, no one would even consider taking her driving licence away from her!
Dorset Girl wrote:Agides wrote:What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I'm really attracted to you!
At least we have the same taste in jokes Agides! Short n' sweet!
welshben23 wrote:I apologise in advance if this offends anybody. That's the last thing I want to do. It's not a sexist joke, just a blonde joke.
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. 'I'm sorry,' says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any.' But, I always buy it here,' says the blonde . Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist.
'Yes,' said the blonde , 'I'll go home and get it.'
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.' Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ... 'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!
welshben23 wrote:A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'Into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
'Who are you?' he asked him. 'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator. 'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked 'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths, the man replied.
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband. The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'
Agides wrote:What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts??
Annette.
!Amz! wrote:A duck walks into a bar, and asks the barman if he has any grapes. The barman tells him "No, we don't have any grapes."
The next day, the duck comes back and asks once again if the barman has any grapes. He replies "Look, we don't serve grapes, we never haved served grapes, and we never will serve grapes."
The next day, the duck walks in again and before he can speak, the barman says "If you ask me if we have any grapes, I will nail your beak to this bar!" The duck looks at him and says "Do you have any nails?" The barman told him he didn't. The duck then says "Right. Do you have any grapes?"
Agides wrote:A set of jump leads walk into a bar. The barman says: "I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything."
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