Dorset Girl wrote:A woman is sitting at home on the veranda drinking wine with her husband and she says: "I love you."
...He asks: "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies: "It's me ............... talking to the wine."
welshben23 wrote:Breaking News: Manchester United team to face Barcelona....
Van der sar
Fabio
Ferdinand
Vidic
Evra
Valencia
Carrick
an unnamed premiership footballer
Park
Rooney
Hernandez
welshben23 wrote:A new drink will be released soon:- Pride of Wales - Made in Swansea, bottled in Cardiff.
welshben23 wrote:Just watched The Piano. I got bored after a while, so I decided to put a film on instead.
welshben23 wrote:How do Spanish people fish?Spoiler: show
Just watched The Piano. I got bored after a while, so I decided to put a film on instead.
My girlfriend left me because she thought it was weird how much I love touching pasta.
I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
insaneasperger wrote:I really like this joke (stolen from sickipedia) but noone I know seems to find it funny....
A horse walks in to a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?".
The horse being unable to understand the human language eats a beer mat and shuts on the floor....
Funny yeah?!?
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