welshben23 wrote:In the last ten years we have lost Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and now Jimmy Saville. Therefore, we now have no Cash, no Jobs, no Hope and no fucker to fix it!
insaneasperger wrote:Lmao nice one Kat!
welshben23 wrote:One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johnny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. These are my cookies!"
DiceMan wrote:Two young men are touring a hunting lodge, and during the tour they are introduced to the oldest living member, a fellow well into his nineties. They start chatting with him about the golden days of hunting, and the old man begins on a story:
"Well... back in '36 in the wilds of Africa one hot day our camp decided to take a break. I sat down beneath a tree to cool off for a minute. All of a sudden the bushes near me begin to rustle, and then the biggest lion I'd ever seen jumps out at me and just let's out a mighty "RAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!" ....and well, I just shit my pants.
"I don't blame you sir" one of the young men say "If a lion jumped out at me I'd have the same reaction"
"Oh no no no no" says the old timer "I meant just now, when I said RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWR"
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