kat wrote:three mice in a room. They're all bragging over who's the biggest and best. The first one says, "I'm so strong that when the mouse trap goes off, I grab it and bench press it." The second one says, "that's nothing, mate. I eat rat poison and it doesn't harm me at all". At that, the third one got up and left the room. The others went after him and said, "oi mate, what's wrong?" And he replied, "nothing, I'm just going home to screw the cat."
insaneasperger wrote:Renault & Ford have joined forces 2 create the perfect small car 4 women. Mixing the 'Clio' & the 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, the average male car thief won't b able 2 find it let alone turn it on, even if some 1 tells him where it is & how 2 do it. Rumour has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month & can b a real bitch 2 start in the morning!
woggle wrote:insaneasperger wrote:Renault & Ford have joined forces 2 create the perfect small car 4 women. Mixing the 'Clio' & the 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, the average male car thief won't b able 2 find it let alone turn it on, even if some 1 tells him where it is & how 2 do it. Rumour has it though that it leaks transmission fluid once a month & can b a real bitch 2 start in the morning!
haha if only i could remember that the caretaker at work would love it! [ hes always telling bme dirty jokes and yes we both should be working ..lol ]
welshben23 wrote:Paddy's Wife comes home from work one day and all her sex toys are nailed to the wall in a line. She screams "You stupid bugger, I said I wanted a dado rail!"
Dorset Girl wrote:The Chicken and Egg are in bed. The Chicken is kicked back smoking. The Egg rolls over annoyed and says': "I guess we answered that question!"
woggle wrote:My Mate died in a workplace accident, he was crushed by a coffee machine. At least it was instant....
I've just seen Sean Connery in the middle of a field helping a lamb that was having a cardiac arrest. He managed to save it just in time with some sheepy-r....
welshben23 wrote:A Vicar staying in a hotel for the night, says to the receptionist "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replies "No, it's normal porn you sicko"
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