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Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:01 pm**

welshben23 wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:Oh, and this one:

Dorset Girl wrote:6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

I bet you... *checks pocket* ...23p, an old bus ticket and a piece of fluff that if I waltzed into Tesco and peed behind the deli counter, they'd have something to say about it! Wouldn't stand up in court though, would it?

I dare you to do it I'll give you 23p if you do.!

Hah! But what about the bus ticket and the fluff?

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:09 pm**

Dorset Girl wrote:
welshben23 wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:Oh, and this one:

Dorset Girl wrote:6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

I bet you... *checks pocket* ...23p, an old bus ticket and a piece of fluff that if I waltzed into Tesco and peed behind the deli counter, they'd have something to say about it! Wouldn't stand up in court though, would it?

I dare you to do it I'll give you 23p if you do.!

Hah! But what about the bus ticket and the fluff?

I havent got a bus ticket only a bus pass

What kind of fluff do you want? :lol:

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:12 pm**

welshben23 wrote: What kind of fluff do you want?

That has to be one of the weirdest questions I've ever been asked! I tell you what though, unless it's very special fluff, it's not going to be enough to convince me to carry out that dare!

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:25 pm**

Dorset Girl wrote:
welshben23 wrote: What kind of fluff do you want?

That has to be one of the weirdest questions I've ever been asked! I tell you what though, unless it's very special fluff, it's not going to be enough to convince me to carry out that dare!

I am in a weird mood tonight! :oops:

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:38 pm**

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

Serious question - would this stand up in court?! :shock:

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:39 pm**

Dorset Girl wrote:
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

Serious question - would this stand up in court?!

I dont know, I should've given it a go when I was there in September!

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:41 pm**

welshben23 wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

Serious question - would this stand up in court?!

I dont know, I should've given it a go when I was there in September!

Why, did you see lots of Scotsmen walking around with bow and arrows in the centre of York? :lol:

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:44 pm**

Dorset Girl wrote:
welshben23 wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

Serious question - would this stand up in court?!

I dont know, I should've given it a go when I was there in September!

Why, did you see lots of Scotsmen walking around with bow and arrows in the centre of York?

Two I think.....

Posted: **Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:47 pm**

welshben23 wrote:Two I think.....

Ooh, I wonder if they had anything on under their kilts?

:shock:

I'm sorry, did I type that out loud? :oops:

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:42 pm**

Low number of black students at Oxford University

This has been in the news for a few days now, and I was wondering what everyone thought? Basically, Oxford University has a very low number of black students, and is being criticised for this.

Posted: **Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:39 pm**

Dorset Girl wrote:
welshben23 wrote:Two I think.....

Ooh, I wonder if they had anything on under their kilts?

I'm sorry, did I type that out loud?

Yes you did!

And no I didnt look

. BN was one of the men! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:48 pm**

Hey BN, thought you'd be out in the city for your Indian by now?

Posted: **Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:33 am**

How much of a geek are you?

Apparently, I am 11.4609 Geek, which is a very low score. I don't know whether to be disappointed or pleased.

Posted: **Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:11 am**

I'm 20.31558% geek which I'm thinking is pretty low.

Posted: **Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:17 am**

10.25641% apparently, lol.

Posted: **Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:59 am**

My result was 6.50088% and it called me a poser! :cry:

That's not very nice for a Sunday morning!! :lol:

Posted: **Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:55 pm**

8.87574% also a poser!

Posted: **Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:03 pm**

How do you think we should take the fact that we're posers, Ben??

Posted: **Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:07 pm**

Here are the ranks, and what they mean:

+ Geekish Tendencies..........................≥09%
++ Geek.............................................≥15%
+++ Total Geek...................................≥25%
++++ Major Geek................................≥35%
+++++ Super Geek.............................≥45%
++++++ Extreme Geek.......................≥55%
+++++++ Geek God...........................≥65%
+++++++! Dysfunctional Geek.............≥75%