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Postby Dorset Girl » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:01 pm

welshben23 wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:Oh, and this one:

Dorset Girl wrote:6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)


I bet you... *checks pocket* ...23p, an old bus ticket and a piece of fluff that if I waltzed into Tesco and peed behind the deli counter, they'd have something to say about it! Wouldn't stand up in court though, would it?


I dare you to do it :D I'll give you 23p if you do.! :D :lol: :lol:


Hah! But what about the bus ticket and the fluff?
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Postby welshben23 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:09 pm

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welshben23 wrote:
Dorset Girl wrote:Oh, and this one:

Dorset Girl wrote:6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)


I bet you... *checks pocket* ...23p, an old bus ticket and a piece of fluff that if I waltzed into Tesco and peed behind the deli counter, they'd have something to say about it! Wouldn't stand up in court though, would it?


I dare you to do it :D I'll give you 23p if you do.! :D :lol: :lol:


Hah! But what about the bus ticket and the fluff?


I havent got a bus ticket only a bus pass :P What kind of fluff do you want? :lol:
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Postby Dorset Girl » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:12 pm

welshben23 wrote: What kind of fluff do you want?


:lol: That has to be one of the weirdest questions I've ever been asked! I tell you what though, unless it's very special fluff, it's not going to be enough to convince me to carry out that dare!
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Postby welshben23 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:25 pm

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welshben23 wrote: What kind of fluff do you want?


:lol: That has to be one of the weirdest questions I've ever been asked! I tell you what though, unless it's very special fluff, it's not going to be enough to convince me to carry out that dare!


I am in a weird mood tonight! :oops: :lol:
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Postby Dorset Girl » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:38 pm

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)


Serious question - would this stand up in court?! :shock:
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Postby welshben23 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:39 pm

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10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)


Serious question - would this stand up in court?! :shock:


I dont know, I should've given it a go when I was there in September! :D :lol:
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Postby Dorset Girl » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:41 pm

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10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)


Serious question - would this stand up in court?! :shock:


I dont know, I should've given it a go when I was there in September! :D :lol:


Why, did you see lots of Scotsmen walking around with bow and arrows in the centre of York? :lol:
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Postby welshben23 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:44 pm

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10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)


Serious question - would this stand up in court?! :shock:


I dont know, I should've given it a go when I was there in September! :D :lol:


Why, did you see lots of Scotsmen walking around with bow and arrows in the centre of York? :lol:


Two I think..... :D :lol:
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Postby Dorset Girl » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:47 pm

welshben23 wrote:Two I think..... :D :lol:


Ooh, I wonder if they had anything on under their kilts?


:shock: I'm sorry, did I type that out loud? :oops: :lol:
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Postby Dorset Girl » Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:42 pm

Low number of black students at Oxford University

This has been in the news for a few days now, and I was wondering what everyone thought? Basically, Oxford University has a very low number of black students, and is being criticised for this.
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Postby welshben23 » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:39 pm

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welshben23 wrote:Two I think..... :D :lol:


Ooh, I wonder if they had anything on under their kilts?


:shock: I'm sorry, did I type that out loud? :oops: :lol:


Yes you did! :D And no I didnt look :P. BN was one of the men! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Moon-Crane » Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:48 pm

Hey BN, thought you'd be out in the city for your Indian by now?
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Postby Dorset Girl » Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:33 am

How much of a geek are you?

Apparently, I am 11.4609 Geek, which is a very low score. I don't know whether to be disappointed or pleased. :D
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Postby CatNamedRudy » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:11 am

I'm 20.31558% geek which I'm thinking is pretty low.
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Postby ouroboros » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:17 am

10.25641% apparently, lol.
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Postby Agides » Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:59 am

My result was 6.50088% and it called me a poser! :cry:

That's not very nice for a Sunday morning!! :lol:
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Postby welshben23 » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:55 pm

8.87574% also a poser! :D
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Postby Agides » Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:03 pm

How do you think we should take the fact that we're posers, Ben??
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Postby Dorset Girl » Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:07 pm

Here are the ranks, and what they mean:

+ Geekish Tendencies..........................≥09%
++ Geek.............................................≥15%
+++ Total Geek...................................≥25%
++++ Major Geek................................≥35%
+++++ Super Geek.............................≥45%
++++++ Extreme Geek.......................≥55%
+++++++ Geek God...........................≥65%
+++++++! Dysfunctional Geek.............≥75%
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Postby Wezzo » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:18 pm

16.96252%
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Postby Moon-Crane » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:09 pm

27.21893%
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Postby Mr Blue Sky » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:02 pm

Moon-Crane wrote:27.21893%


Holy smokes! :lol:

I dare not even take the test...
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Postby Agides » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:25 pm

Moon-Crane wrote:27.21893%


I feel pathetic! :cry:

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Postby ouroboros » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:38 pm

Moon-Crane wrote:27.21893%



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Postby Mr Blue Sky » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:50 pm

20.11834% - Geek

Not too bad. I was fearing the worst (i.e. more than MC) when I was ticking some of those boxes! :lol:
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