by Bee Gees Fan » Sun Feb 13, 2005 11:55 pm
The best Valentine's Day I ever had was when I was going out with Santa. Let's see, this would have been February 14th, 2001...contrary to popular belief, Santa does not have reindeer pull his sleigh, but in fact uses six pigs and six hippopotamuses to transport him around the world. Anyway, the second I heard the sleigh screech up in front of my house, I knew I was in for the best Valentine's Day of my life...and yes, it was romantic. He gave me a lovely necklace that he'd bought for 17p (IMAGINE THAT!) It's a fortune! Then he took me out to dinner at a wonderful, first-class restaurant I believe is called 'McDonald's?' The two meals cost five hundred pounds alone, but at least I spent that five hundred pounds in a sophisticated upper-class restaurant, rather than some disgusting fast food place...
However, the worst Valentine's day came a year later...Mrs. Claus came home early and found me unwrapping a beautiful diamond ring in Santa's living room. It turned out to be her wedding ring. She had an almighty fit, called me names you would not believe - and then threw me out! I was appalled at her nerve! Anyway, Santa was, understandably, very distressed about the whole business, so if anyone's presents have not seemed up to their usual standards in the last few Christmases, it's because Santa is still pining over Mrs. Claus and me.
On a serious note - it's a lovely topic, Gwennie, not sappy at all! I like sappy stuff anyway...I can be quite sentimental at times...it was nice to read of yours, though sorry to hear you split up...
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