In Voyage Of The Damned, the waiter who keeps throwing drinks in Niles face, well, if it were real instead of fantasy land not only would he lose his job on the spot but he'd likely spend some time in the brigg for assaulting a passenger. That whole tip thing just irritates the hell out of me! "She gave me a handsome tip", so what?
Frasier: You started us down that path of insanity. Golda Meir. Golda My-ass!