Favourite Frasier Quote

[CatNamedRudy]

I was watching Three Dates and a Breakup yesterday and I had to say along with Frasier my favorite line from that episode.........

"Dear god! I could teach a course!"

Perfect delivery once again by Kelsey!

And Niles' line from that episode is also good...........

"Her lips said 'no' but her eyes said 'read my lips'!"

[Manifan]

Any time Fraiser says "Dear God" you just know a great line is coming after it!

[cwhellfukk]

"No, of course we're happy to see you". Freddie the Goth leaves the room, and then, almost choking: "ohdeargod!!!"

[CatNamedRudy]

"No, of course we're happy to see you". Freddie the Goth leaves the room, and then, almost choking: "ohdeargod!!!"

This completely OFF the subject here but cw, I just noticed your 'location'!

[cwhellfukk]

[Sherry]

the one in my quote is one of my faves.

Another is, and I can't remember what the show is called, when Fraiser wont read out the Advert so Kenny takes him off air, but not before one of Frasier's monologues about how he is not a man to give up on his principles etc etc.

Frasier to Roz: "How much did we get out before it was cut?"

Roz turns on recording equipment.

Frasier: "To those who know me this will come as no surprise, I am not a man ...." ... oh that line was a killer when i first heard it, I think I nearly choked!!! - still makes me larf out loud!


Or the line that nearly killed me, in Death and the Dog:

Animal Psychiatrist: "If Eddie were a person what would his first words be?"

Frasier: "Pass the breath mints, I would hope"

that segment of the episode should have come with a health warning!!!

[CatNamedRudy]

the one in my quote is one of my faves.

Another is, and I can't remember what the show is called, when Fraiser wont read out the Advert so Kenny takes him off air, but not before one of Frasier's monologues about how he is not a man to give up on his principles etc etc.

Frasier to Roz: "How much did we get out before it was cut?"

Roz turns on recording equipment.

Frasier: "To those who know me this will come as no surprise, I am not a man ...." ... oh that line was a killer when i first heard it, I think I nearly choked!!! - still makes me larf out loud!

That's from the S5 Season finale Sweet Dreams. I generally dislike that episode but that line is funny.

[Mayday Malone]

You know, I have far too many...if not one per episode...I fear if I'd to contribute to this thread it would be everytime I see an episode

[woggle]

not a quote but everytime frasier gets angry and has that madman look on his face his bulging eyes always makes me laugh.

in the great crane robbery the scene where he needs to sit down his face makes me crese up there to

[cutty]

Got another good one.
I was almost asleep when this little gem popped into my head.

Frasier: "Oh shut up Eddie. If I did put dad's feet in a bucket of cement and tossed him into the Puget Sound, you'd be the little splash that followed him!"

Something like that.

cutty

[Mayday Malone]

"As in that old phrase...trite and true."

many lines about Roz and her sexual prowess etc...

"Once a woman has dipped her foot into Lake Crane, can dry land ever be the same again?"

"Frequent Frasier miles"

"...planting her flag on Mount Frasier"

for the three above I'll need to consult a transcript or two

[CatNamedRudy]

"As in that old phrase...trite and true."

many lines about Roz and her sexual prowess etc...

"Once a woman has dipped her foot into Lake Crane, can dry land ever be the same again?"

"Frequent Frasier miles"

"...planting her flag on Mount Frasier"

for the three above I'll need to consult a transcript or two

That's from When A Man Loves Two Women. He says that about Faye.

[Mayday Malone]

thanks, all these episodes blur into one...

by the bye, someone mentioned when Niles jumps onto the kitchen counter next to Daphne but falls off...but didn't know the episode...it'sGuess Who's Coming to Breakfast?

[Mayday Malone]

"Please, if I had trouble taken orders from a woman Frederick would never have been concieved!"

[Janey]

thanks, all these episodes blur into one...

by the bye, someone mentioned when Niles jumps onto the kitchen counter next to Daphne but falls off...but didn't know the episode...it'sGuess Who's Coming to Breakfast?

That was me! Thank you! I'll go watch it right now. (I really will. I like an episode right before I go to sleep...)

[CatNamedRudy]

"Please, if I had trouble taken orders from a woman Frederick would never have been concieved!"

Love that line!

[woggle]

daphne " they put his picture on the wall he thinks his forehead looks a touch to big "

frasier " a TOUCH i look like a fugitive from easter island "

[cwhellfukk]

Lilith's huckster half-brother: "It's all right, he's one of God's creatures..."
Frasier: "I AM NO SUCH THING!!"

("Wheels of fortune")

[faufner]

Here are the other Homerisms:

Oboemaboe
Tubamaba
and, of course, as you mentioned
Saxomaphone

[Patrick]

Roz: Because he really wants me.
Frasier: Yes well, I think that goes without saying.
Roz: For his show.
Frasier: Oh Roz, Bulldog knows the blunt approach won't work with you, so he's being more subtle. But his ultimate goal remains to... well, to...
Roz: To what?
Niles: To play Aeneas to your Dido. Sorry you had to hear that, Daphne.
Daphne: Oh, that's alright. As usual, I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about.

[Cat]

"The Cranes of Maine have got your Living Brain!"

Niles to Frasier when Frasier opens up a mis-shipped package of Christmas presents.

[Emil]

There are so many, but one really brilliant one that none of you has mentioned yet is (from Shrink Rap, S3):

-Are you insane?
-If I were, Doctor, you'd never know it!
...
-I hope you're happy now!
-If I were, Doctor, you'd never know it!

[Eddie2012]

"I am not a man"

[Patrick]

"I am not a man"

So much for rhetoric.

[Hakunila]

Dr. Niles Crane: What is that? Rain?
Dr. Frasier Crane: [sarcastic] No, God is crying!
Dr. Niles Crane: I asked a simple question.
Dr. Frasier Crane: Do you ask any other kind?