Favourite Frasier Quote

by **Nervosa** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:59 pm

There's been similar threads before, but here's another.

What's some of your favourite quotes from the show?

One of mine is in my signiture.

Another is "Isn't it sad when bad things happen to good sentences?" - I use that one a lot. :lol:

by **CatNamedRudy** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:03 pm

I have A LOT of quotes I love but this is one of my all time favs and it's definitely my favorite Frasier RANT!

From Frasier's Imaginary Friend

Frasier: I am not crazy! I am dating a supermodel zoologist, whom I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Now is that so hard to believe!

by **Pisa32** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:03 pm

Actually, I just worte my favorite Gil line on the Guess the Episode thread.

"Mm, what a delctable medley of Fromagian splendour."

It makes me crack up every single time, and I have to say it whenever I eat cheese!

Not really a quote, but I always say "Ok" in the way Niles says to his dog (girl is her name?).

by **CatNamedRudy** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:04 pm

Nervosa wrote:There's been similar threads before, but here's another.

What's some of your favourite quotes from the show?

One of mine is in my signiture.

Another is "Isn't it sad when bad things happen to good sentences?" - I use that one a lot.

Love that line. Two more from Kate Costas and from that episode in particular:

Did you ever open a book at Harvard? and Guess again Captain Midnight!

by **Pisa32** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:05 pm

CatNamedRudy wrote:I have A LOT of quotes I love but this is one of my all time favs and it's definitely my favorite Frasier RANT!

From Frasier's Imaginary Friend

Frasier: I am not crazy! I am dating a supermodel zoologist, whom I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Now is that so hard to believe!

I love that bit, one of my fave episodes from S5.

by **CatNamedRudy** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:06 pm

Not really a quote, but I always say "Ok" in the way Niles says to his dog (girl is her name?).

And I always say it in the Room Service waiter way! :lol:

by **Pisa32** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:12 pm

CatNamedRudy wrote:
Not really a quote, but I always say "Ok" in the way Niles says to his dog (girl is her name?).

And I always say it in the Room Service waiter way!

Forgot about that! The more times he says it, the more hilarious it becomes.

by **Wezzo** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:23 pm

Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe.
Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. - Frasier, "Selling Out"

by **Moon-Crane** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:58 pm

Wezzo wrote:Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe.
Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. - Frasier, "Selling Out"

i'd rate that as my top quote of the show :lol:

by **Wezzo** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:05 pm

Mine too! I don't very often cry with laughter, but on first viewing of that..

by **Mayday Malone** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:21 pm

As I always say there's so damn many but one of them...

well let me get back to you

by **Zedul** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:07 am

My favorite...

"This fruit-nut muffin contains a number of things I don't care for. Currants, a husk of something... away, wrinkly thing!"

by **Mayday Malone** » Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:21 pm

I hate to end this enthralling symposium...

She's the Boss

by **Scots Frasier Fan** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:22 pm

see my sig! from season 2

by **Mayday Malone** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:39 pm

Ah, yes...The Club

Niles you know as well as I do, THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!

by **ouroboros** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:12 am

I actually think so far it has to be from Daphne Returns.

[spoiler]"If it turns out she's not perfect, then there's a chance it won't work out. Then not only will you lose Daphne, but you'll have wasted 7 years of your life chasing an illusion".[/spoiler]

I'm never sure what I'm supposed to spoiler?

Anyway the way Fraiser says that... woa I get shivers every time. Very poignant.

by **Slayer13** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:10 am

Niles: Oh, hey guys, whats going on?

Roz: Actually Niles, me and your dad just aloped, I'm your new mom.

Niles: Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.

by **daphne** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:22 pm

"Copernicus called. You are not the center of the universe!" ~Frasier, in the Christmas episode where the brothers are arguing about who gets to have Christmas at their house.

"Excuse me while I go poke out my miind's eye." ~Frasier

"I'll just go check and see if the world has ended." ~ Niles inA Tsar is Born

by **Dorset Girl** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:25 pm

daphne wrote:"Copernicus called. You are not the center of the universe!" ~Frasier, in the Christmas episode where the brothers are arguing about who gets to have Christmas at their house.

"Excuse me while I go poke out my miind's eye." ~Frasier

"I'll just go check and see if the world has ended." ~ Niles inA Tsar is Born

Hi Daphne! Congrats on your first post. That second quote you've got there is one of my favourites too.

by **CatNamedRudy** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:28 pm

The one in my signature is also a favorite of mine!

And it's followed by Frasier rolling off the bed and Niles typing.

Frasier: No, don't type that!
Niles: I'm not. I'm adding up our tab for the mini bar!

A few more lines exchanged including the one about Frasier eating the Macamadamia nuts (and I know that's not how it's spelled but it's a Homerism and I always say it that way).

Then the brawl ensues!

by **Dorset Girl** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:31 pm

CatNamedRudy wrote:Macamadamia nuts (and I know that's not how it's spelled but it's a Homerism and I always say it that way).

Hehe, like I always say 'saxamophone'! :lol:

by **Colin Bold** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:36 pm

Useful and fun quotes are these:

- 'Fat chance' from S2's 'The Club' after Frasier ends his date's call by promising to ring back after she cancelled. (FAVOURITE)
- 'Did anyone see you ?' as Niles' worried reaction after he heared Frasier was in a mall in S1's 'Fortysomething'.
- S2's 'Breaking the ice': Frasier says:'Well imagine my embarassment !' after failing to aptly name the so called 'auger'.
- S5's 'The life of the party'. After Frasier gets rejected when asking the short-haired woman out for dinner, his initial reaction as he blurts out: 'Yes, well !!' to go through his process of disappointment.

Later all !

Colin,

Holland

by **Mayday Malone** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:51 am

Roz to Niles

"You said my bedroom was easier to get into than a community college."

by **CatNamedRudy** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:53 am

From Space Quest

Niles enters Nervosa

Frasier: Oh what fresh hell is this?

by **Nervosa** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:13 pm

CatNamedRudy wrote:Niles enters Nervosa

He could have at least bought me a drink first and then seen how things went from there, but no...

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