Things that p*** me off

[woggle]

Oh deary me you are all so up tight and sensitive. Settle down.
As DG has confirmed I mentioned last week that I prefer not to use the word 'kid' in relation to 'children'

As this is a thread about what pisses one of I thought I may just mention it.

Oh whatever ......

Another one for me is smokers i know thay cant do it indoors any more blah blah blah , but i always end up walking down the highstreet behind someone puffing away without a care with me coughing me heart up a few paces behind deciding if i should just plain cross the road .

[Mayday Malone]

this thread isn't long enough or big enough for what irritates me.

[insaneasperger]

people that should be awake during this night shift snoring loudly and when they are awake being moaning, bitchy, lazy, condesening control freaks!!!!

[vexedfoxy]

I said this in another thread so I am not picking on anyone.

I think that even normal polite people turn into animals in supermarkets and that pisses me off.

Anyone that works in a shop deserves a medal.

[vexedfoxy]

Footballers who spend more time in green rooms rather than on the green pitch scoring goals.

[Mayday Malone]

Mobile phones: a) people who focus on them as they walk, the other week I saw a woman walk into a lamppost as she focused on the phone then got held up by a woman who walked slowly as she texted, b) when driving, c) having to hear people's conversations...I don't care if so and so is a turd.

women who drive prams at me as I walk through the shopping centre. Sometimes it is crowded but remember, there's a child there...it's not a kamikaze device.

Youths who call you a Jew, shithead and other pleasantries when you're merely on your way into town. Who cover their faces.

Crimes against the elderly/children.

Southampton.

Dorchester.

certain TV programmes.

Life.

-I think I'm done for the evening.

[CatNamedRudy]

Mobile phones: a) people who focus on them as they walk, the other week I saw a woman walk into a lamppost as she focused on the phone then got held up by a woman who walked slowly as she texted, b) when driving, c) having to hear people's conversations...I don't care if so and so is a turd.

women who drive prams at me as I walk through the shopping centre. Sometimes it is crowded but remember, there's a child there...it's not a kamikaze device.

Youths who call you a Jew, shithead and other pleasantries when you're merely on your way into town. Who cover their faces.

Crimes against the elderly/children.

Southampton.

Dorchester.

certain TV programmes.

Life.

-I think I'm done for the evening.

That's freakin' hysterical! That wouldn't piss me off it would make me laugh my ass off! Dumb broad.

[Mayday Malone]

It was funny. The path is quite thin, i.e single file for people, there's lampposts every so often and parking meters. Everyone else is threading their way through it. She's coming head on to me and I'm thinking..."That post is getting awfully near..." then wallop!

[kat]

people who use our hedge as a bin, when we cut it there is so much rubbish in there.

[Dorset Girl]

Southampton.

It's good for shopping, but I had to do my GCSE coursework there, which puts me off a bit. They're going to build a cool new Titanic museum there though.

Regarding the mobile phone thing - hehe, that would have been funny! There was a bloke who used to catch the same bus as I did to work, and he was a complete dickhead. Honestly, he was an arsehole! One day, he tried to look cool by jumping off the bus before it had quite stopped. Only thing was, the momentum carried him sideways and he ran smack into a lamp post. We just got to see him wincing as the bus pulled away. Loads of people on the bus laughed out loud.

[Mayday Malone]

Being a Portsmouth supporter I can't like Southampton. That and it's more of a dump. A Titanic museum might entice me even if I have to leave my Pompey shirt at home.

[woggle]

The avert you get on the begining of a dvd telling you how naughty it is to illeagaly download films ......I KNOWWWWW coz im watching a proper dvd ...ffs

[Mayday Malone]

that's irritating alright. I have it on every That 70s Show DVD bar...8 discs.

Was it MIchael McIntyre that said: "Don't dare tell me what I wouldn't do? I might steal a car if I wanted to."

[insaneasperger]

finding just as many sheets to iron at work tonight even though I was promised there wouldn't be! And the lazy people who won't get their ass in gear and put the only two service users up to bed!!!

Grumpy taxi drivers
Mum getting flowers for valentines day but not me
Only having roll ups left
Not have enough money to get the cd I want
Missing someone
All Human beings!!!!!

[Rodge]

Mobile phones.
Fucking stupid, phone rings
People who drive whilst on the phone.
Strong perfume use in offices
Furniture spray polish
Air freshners & po-pourri
Text talk
People who scuff there feet when they walk
High heels, they just look fucking stupid
Adverts for wrinkle cream
"Your worth it"
Opening doors to people who don't say thank you
People who let ther kids run around in a pub.
Passive smokers - Fucking thieves
Ex smokers who think they are so high & mighty
Tony Blair's stupid fucking smile
Tony Blair
Whistling especially non tunes or out of tune
Humming
Dole scroungers
Benefits cheats - or having kids to get benefits
Lager
Lager drinkers
Fat men wearing undersized vinyl football shirts
Current trends in womens trousers that show off half theirs arses
Sunday fucking drivers
So much crap we get through the post
Tony Blair
Tesco
Tesco
Tesco
Tesco
Tesco
Tesco
Tesco
Tesco
Asda
Tesco
Tesco
Nestle
Tesco
Tesco
Battery Chicken farmers
Tesco
Oh & Tesco.
People who just don't stop moaning
People who are continually cheerful
Tesco.

[vexedfoxy]

Tesco...with you there 'Very little helps'

Smokers Oh yes, Now the ban is in force any walk in town is a tunnel of coughing whezzing weirdos shivering outside offices and pubs, smokers who flick there fags buts out the car window no matter who is behind.

Would you want to kiss a smoker?

I hate to see smoking chefs outside the back of restuarant kitchens.........yeah I bet you wash your hands after that.

Sainsbury's staff (In contradiction to my shop staff have a rough deal posts) There is something odd about Sainsbury's staff, 'Collegue annoucement' does not help and they all seem to wear wrists supports.

Weird shop.

[vexedfoxy]

People who bang on and on about farmers spraying crops and are cruel to animals they do it all the time................right up to the point they walk through the door of Tesco then they buy 100 chickens for a £1.

Walk out and say 'farmers are cruel to chickens'

'Very little helps'

[vexedfoxy]

One more thing.

I get pissed off with the fact that no one EVER will criticise a nurse, no matter how crap some are we all have to say they are angels.

Some are great.
Some are medium

Most just do their job.

But some are shit, fat and lazy but no MP, or member of the press will criticise them.

Well not until they kill someone then its is 'Angel of death' headlines.

[Mr Blue Sky]

People who bang on and on about farmers spraying crops and are cruel to animals they do it all the time................right up to the point they walk through the door of Tesco then they buy 100 chickens for a £1.

Walk out and say 'farmers are cruel to chickens'

'Very little helps'

Rodge - it's looks like you've found a kindred spirit!

[vexedfoxy]

People who expect me to drive in the ditch to pass me in a narrow lane just because I am in a land rover.................fuck off and move over you are only in a Nissan Micra and there IS room for both of us.

Horse riders who ride two abreast chatting to their mate, wearing 'Please pass wide a slow' wasitcoats and then NEVER say thank you.

Horses in general infact, you can take a horse on a plane, ship, lorry, take it to war, fire a gun next to it, race it past a stadium full of screaming racegoers.....................go past a carrier bag in a hedge...........NO FUCKING WAY.

How did St George ever kill a dragon from horse back? The horse would have long since fucked off.

I hate the fact that we HAVE to celebrate St Paddy's day in England, FUCK OFF back to Ireland and do it we have St George.

[insaneasperger]

cold pavement slabs and my indescion on how to stalk this one!

Shops not opening early enough and people shouting abuse at me just because I outed a member of their family last year, I mean get over it!

[Dorset Girl]

100 chickens for a £1.

Wow, now that's good value!

[Rodge]

Would you want to kiss a smoker?

Very much so

[Rodge]

Smokers Oh yes, Now the ban is in force any walk in town is a tunnel of coughing whezzing weirdos shivering outside offices and pubs, smokers who flick there fags buts out the car window no matter who is behind.

I love driving in the summer; windows down enjoying the country atmosphere, oh that is until I get stuck behind some Land Rover polluting the air with plumes of black smoke.

[vexedfoxy]

Rather a Land Rover than a Lard Rover, over take then and whiz away, we always keep the speed down..............no thats balls they just don't go that fast!